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It's show time

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"90."

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"91."

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"92."

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"93."

(Scene opens inside a posh hotel suite. 5 star hotel no doubt.)

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"94."

(It's early afternoon and the sun is blaring through the window.)

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"95"

(Cutting across the room, and cutting all the usual description rubbish, we see Wilburman doing push ups on the floor.)

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"96."

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"97."

(With every push, his mind goes back to the words of Shadow, JC Michaels and Hammer)

"Wilbee Superman..."

"98"

"I'll fuckin Wilbee Superman you..."

"99"

"Bunch of third grade comedians..."

"100"

(Wilburman pauses momentarily, with his arms outstretched holding himself off the ground. The sweat pours from his bald head. He slowly rolls onto his back and places his hands behind his head. He closes his eyes... thinking... thinking of an interview he conducted earlier in the day with Tony the Splash Jackson...)

TJ: So Wilburman, tell us, we've heard others discussing your role in the XWA, just what is your current status within the company?

W: I am a member of the XWA Council, in other words, if you suck, I vote to fire your arse; if you piss me off, I vote to fire your arse; if you're a member of SSM, I vote to have your arses kicked.

TJ: How about your status on the XWA roster?

W: What do you mean?

TJ: Are you retired?

W: In a way, yes; in another way, no.

TJ: Please elaborate for us.

W: Officially I am STILL on the roster, but as you know, my job in the Council does not allow me to wrestle and kick arse as much as I like to. I have other commitments to the fed now, public relations, business and cooperate meetings, these sort of things, but when the opportunity arises, or if duty calls, I could easily get in that ring and lace up those boots.

TJ: So how you feeling on the match?

W: It's against the SSM, what more can I say? We got Hammer, the brand spanking new XWA World Champ, who wants to go and track record books on the old win loss column, well maybe someone want to tell me how many times I kicked the 4 time XWA World Champ? But who am I to live in the past and live on records?

TJ: Heh, but you know, the SSM is a very strong group...

W: Yeah, what's left of it... I mean, there's more guys that ran out on JC and Hammer then Vince has dead Presidents...

TJ: True it may be, but Shadow...

W: And Shadow, the new comic in town, maybe someone should tell him that Eternity studied in Holland and I studied in Scotland... and what the hell was that Wilbee Superman gig? Shadow, it's been done before, JC tried it and it failed miserably, names don't get to me, I am not your average cupcake, I bite back... ask JC if he remembers me knocking his arse off a ladder through a table... I'll fuckin cupcake you...

(Tony giggles a little bit as Wilburman continues on)

W: Justice is blind Shadow, that's why there's guys like me, to stuff it down your throat, you, and Hammer, and JC Michaels... JC Michaels, who likes to play with melons and masks... I don't think I'll even go there... gay f##ker... just a word of warning, yes you might have beaten us in some point of your life, but let's not forget how we oh-so-badly beaten yous before as well... this time JC, when you pull my tights and stick your foot up on the ropes, I know there'll be someone to clock you and stop the count... I may no longer wrestle on a full time basis, but believe me... I still got it... I beaten you before, and since you love to go read up on records, I'll repeat history for you... SSM, I know I can, and I will stop you... it's time, it's show time, and I got your numbers...

Oh and if you don't like it... just remember I said these words to ya... beware of the Justice... for Justice is blind... and Justice...

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"Huh"

(Wilburman opens his eyes and we're in the hotel suite again)

"2"

"Will..."

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"Be..."

"4"

"Served"

"Huh"

(Scene fades.)