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Working out at the gym

(We open the scene at a local gym, where the ever friendly Wilburman just finshed his work out and takes a wee break to talk to WWCW cameras)

W: First of all, I want to apologize to each and every single one of the Mean Wilburmanics out there. Nobody told me that Benny the dog was a 10 year old kid. I assumed he was into his mid 20s when he crashed Brad's car into my gym and started swearing at me and threatened me with my life. I'm sorry, but it's just because the Mean Champion of Justice is an equal-opportunaty arse kicker, that's all.

Now Brad, you gotta calm down, take a deep breath, take a tablet, take a vacation even. Cause I've clearly got you running scared up your you-know-where. You bringing in some British beefcake to "watch" on me? If you wanna watch me pal, just nip down the WWCW headpffice and ask for merchandise dept, they've got plenty of videos on the Mean One!! Go get as many help as you can, Wilburmania is all about fighting injustice, I am more than acustomed to fighting gangs all alone, I'll take on you, Garth, Benny, his old man, Seth, Troy, Tazz, Dizz, Dude, Mystery crap, I'll take you all on!! Hell, I'll even take on Topp Dogg!! You go and get as much help as you can, cause there's nothing you can do when Wilburmania runs wild on you!! The Mean Justice League doesn't need no partners, for when all's set and done, JUSTICE will be served, PAYBACK will be mine.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a few Mean Ladies...

(Camera fades to black.)