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An unhappy victor

(Scene opens in the dressing room of Wilburman, Jerry Smithfield and a camera man knocks on the door and walks in)

JS: Hey Wilburman, can we get a quick word with you?

W: Ah come on in, I have a few things I want to say anyway.

JS: Well, in that case you just go ahead and say what you want to the camera!!

W: Well, first of all I want all my Mean Wilburmanics out there to know that I am not happy, I won my match with the Conman and I go to the semi final of the European Championship tournment, great, sure, but I didn't like it one bit when of all people Topp Dogg comes out and interferes in the match!! Now Topp Dogg, with all due respect, you are the new WWCW champ, that's fine, but being champ doesn't give you the rights to go round interfering other people's matches, don't you have enough on your K-9 mind? You go round challenging idiots to handicap matches? Have you lost it? Quite frankly I don't care if you have gone nuts, just be warned about this, you are now a marked man, if it's not me, it will be someone else, you have been warned...

JS: You sound like you care for Topp Dogg?

W: BULL-YOURS!! Wilburmania cares for the injustice that goes on in the world, not some Dogg that goes round with a belt, speaking of injustice, Big Al, I feel sorry for you, see you got screwed by that cheating piece of bunny crap called Brad Britainnia, now Brad, I see you are gathering quite a crowd to help you with your dirty jobs, well, bring them all on!! Wilburmania is all about fighting injustice, like I said before, bring as many as you want, whether it be in the European Championship, or the next PPV, or even the next house show, I WILL take them all down, and when all is set and done, there will be no one else for you to hide behind Brad, then you will feel the full unbridled power of Wilburmania!!! Mean Justice will be served!!

W: Now, this Sunday, the Mean One will be fighting the one they call Masked Man, who Absolutly Postiively Gobsmackingly got his arse kicked by Topp Dogg, well, Masked Man, you think what the Dogg did to you was bad, wait til you step into the ring with me, I'll redefine the feeling of pain with you until your smelly butt turns seven shades of green!! And there ain't a damn thing you can do about that!! Now usually, I respect people's privacy, but hell, if I get enough requests, I'll even rip that stupid mask off as well!! So be prepared, there's no stopping Wilburmania!!

JS: Thanks Wilburman, this should keep me in a job!!

(Fade out.)