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(Scene opens in WWCW house show, crowd having a great time, eating burgers, drinking a few cold ones, then Jerry Smithfield enters the ring)

JS: Well, I don't know about you guys, but I thought this past Thursday we had a hell of a show!! (crowd cheers) New WWCW Champion!! New WWCW Tag Team Champions!! And the first Mean Lady of Mean Justice!!! Woo-Wooo!! (crowd goes wild when all of a sudden the lights go out)

("You all ready?" sounded on the PA followed by an electric guitar version of Blaze of Glory's intro by Bon Jovi. After the cool brief intro, a louder "I said... You all ready?!!" hits the PA and then... Fireworks Galore!! Crowd cheers as Something for the Pain was played and out walks the Wilburman to the cheers of the crowd)

JS: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Mean Champion of Justice!! Wilburman!!! (Chants of Wilburman echoes throughout the arena as the Mean One enters the ring) Well Wilburman, I think I speak for everyone when I say that we REALLY loved your surprise!! (crowd cheers) So what other surprises you got in store for us? Anymore from the Mean Lady of Justice? (Wilburman grabs the mic and looks on to all the cheering fans)

W: Well, Jerry, you need to understand, Denise is the first Mean Lady of Justice, sure, but she ain't the ONLY Mean lady of Justice!! (crowd erupts) For you see, the Mean Justice League has MANY Mean Ladies!! (crowd goes ballistic) Now, (Raising a hand to try to calm the fans) I have a few things to say before you all deafen me!! First of all, I am a little bit pissed off. (Jerry slips out of the rings cowardly upon hearing those words) This past Thursday, me and Mr D-O double G beat the living crap out of the tag team champions, a tag team considered the best of the best by most, now fellas, the Wilburman respects you, but you gotta admit we kicked your arse!! (crowd cheers) But somehow, we manage to leave the arena without the tag straps, what kind of screwed-up logic is that??!! Where do you fight in a championship title match, beat the champions, and not leave with the gold? WWCW... (crowd boos as the Wilburman pauses)

W: Now, Mr Dogg is kinda pissed too, so pissed that he no longer wants to side with the Mean One!! (crowd boos even louder) Well, that's ok with me, because Justice don't need no help, especially from a low life animal like you!! Now, Brad Britainnia, don't think I have forgotten about you, you piece of bunny crap! Even though I won my European tournment match with Garth, I haven't forgotten your chair welding act which gave me the win, so you better get your sorry arse into shape, when Topp Dogg is through with you, I will be gunning for what's left of you!! You can even bring that gay dool dude if you want, it ain't gonna help!! And if that puppy of yours tries to bite? I'll grab it by its little bollocks and stuff it up Seth's plastic arse!! When it's all set and done, and you find yourselves laying on the canvas staring at the lights, you'll know your butt's just been kicked up and down the arena and turned seven shades of green!!

(Crowd cheers wildly)

W: Now Mr Dogg, I am upset that we didn't win the gold, but I don't need you to win no gold!! I can pick anyone of my Mean Wilburmanics from the arena and WE will be tag champs!! Cause this is the Mean house of Justice! This is the Mean court!! These are my Mean Wilburmanics, they are the Mean jury!! And the jury says your verdict is (crowd shouts) GUILTY!! Your sentence is excessive pain, Justice will be served, and Payback will be mine!! (crowd goes nuts with the singalong) So people, I just wanna ask one more thing...You all ready?!! Now hit my music!!

(Something for the Pain by Bon Jovi plays and Camera fades to black.)