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Move over Tarantino - Here's Chaotic Fiction!!

### Disclaimer note - All incidences and people in this RP are totally made up, if they resemble anyone, or any particular experience that you may or may not have had, it's pure coincidence. ###

"Chaotic Fiction"
- The Search
- The Simpsons
- Walmart
- Chaotic Beat 102.5

(Scene opens somewhere in Reading England, we are not going to specify where exactly, cause that would be telling... somewhere in Reading, some street, some dark secluded street, some car, someone's car, someone's father's car perhaps? Bleh, not sure on that, need to ask Ro--- OPPS!! Er... ok, ahem, some dude's car...

The view cuts to within the car and we see a young handsome and beautiful couple, it would appear that they are searching for something... in the backseat of the car... they are looking for something in the guy's shirt... no no no, my mistake, it's not in his shirt, it's something under her blouse... what the? Opps, sorry, my mistake, it's not in the blouse, it's in his pants... Hold on, nope, it's not there... oh there it is, it's underneath her bra... oh no it's not, it's in his pants... is it?

Zzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp

Well, what ever it is that they were trying to find, they must have 'lost' it, cause they were still at it hours after hours... the view retracts from the car and pans over to the greater view, the street, the trees, the power cables, the hills, ahhh, the country side... oh look, a giant size billboard... advertising a radio show!)

[Chaotic Beat 102.5!! On the air 24/7!! All about the WWCW!! Special guest this Saturday, Wilburman!]

(As we pan from the giant billboard, a car speeds across the screen closely pursued by a police car, sirens blaring... the young and energetic couple, unbeknownst what is happening, continues in their search, whilst the view follows that of the car chase. We cut to inside one of the chasing police cars to see a chubby officer, whose nose is about as big as HHH, although it's as round as a doughnut... actually, this guy looks very much like that guy from TV... what's his name again? Oh yeah... Springfield's Police Chief Officer, Chief Wiggum... with him in the car is a bald fat guy, oh wait, he's got hair... all three strands of it... hey!! He looks like that Charlie Brown from Peanuts! Oh wait... he actually looks more like Homer Simpson...)

"Oh please Marge don't do anything stupid..."

"I am in pursuit of a car of some sort, it has wheels, I am in some sort of big road... I am directly under the sun... mmmmmm... now!"

"Hey Candle queen, could you go get some work done already?"

"Bite me Robertson, I'm on my lunch break."

(The scene has changed now to some sort of big superstore, probably Walmart or something... that classic Simpsons clip was a video in the telly, as we see a gorgeous looking gal with a fine set, eating a light lunch, enjoying a bit of Simpsons, being harassed by some 6 ft 5 dude, who either has big 'naddies', or has some socks stuffed in his pants... or it could be that he's just glad to see the gal of his dream... either way we don't really know, answers on a postcard if you do... anyway... the camera pans around to a poster on a big advert wall of some sort... hey, I've never been to Walmart so I won't know, but we definitely see the poster, and it advertises the WWCW PPV, with images of Grif Miller and The Icon in the centre, as well as the image of Big Doyle Man and Wilburman, advertising the double main event of the card)

[WWCW: NO REGARDS FOR OTHERS!! Get ready Las Vegas!! Cause no one gives a damn!!]

(The view cuts across the poster and into the pharmacy department, where we see a stunningly good-looking redhead on the phone. The view zooms into the phone, and in particular, the mouth wateringly curvy hips... er... lips... I meant lips...)

"Hello? Yeah, I'd like to enquire about flight ticket prices from New York to Scotland? Yes I'll hold..."

"Uh huh, ok, I'll send them into the studios now..."

(We fade from the lips and we see that the lips now belong to someone else as the scene has changed once more.

The scene is that of an office. It's the Chaotic Beat 102.5 radio show office. The lips are those of the rather beautiful receptionist, and the view pans over to the waiting area where we see Wilburman and his wife sitting on the sofa and reading some magazines. The receptionist stands up revealing a fine body underneath that tight shirt she's wearing from behind the reception desk... where does WWCW find these people to work for them?)

"Mr Justice, you can go in now."

(Inside the ring, it's Wilburman, the Mean Champion of Justice. Outside the ring, it's plain simple Will Justice, loving family man. His wife is none other than the IWA superstar Emerald Empress. Away from the ring, she is known as Mrs Will Justice, or rather simply, Carrie. Hand in hand, together they walk into the VIP waiting room, where we see another gorgeous lady in a Wilburman RP. Only difference this time, she is wearing a pair of thick framed black specs. Also in the room is a scruffy looking guy in an WWCW T-shirt, ripped black jeans and messy hair do. Another man, dressed in a smart and expensive looking suit, stands up from his chair to extend his hand to greet Wilburman.)

"Hi Will, nice to finally meet you, I am Bob Littlejohn, office manager, let me introduce you to your DJ of the day, this is Justin Morozic, our station's top DJ, and his assistant, Suzy C."

W: Hi guys, how you all doing? This is my wife Carrie, I hope you don't mind that I brought her along...

JM: Not at all Will, we could even have her on the show as well!!

C: Oh it's alright, I am only here to visit...

JM: No no no, I insist, I am sure the listeners would love to hear what sort of things Wilburman gets up to away from the ring!

SC: So would I...

(Carrie gives an uneasy smile as Suzy C gives an innocent wink.)

BL: Why don't you folks sit here for a while and discuss what you want to go through on the show, you do have a good hour before we go on the air...

W: Sounds like a plan to me.

BL: Good, it's settled then, Suzy, why don't you get a little something for Will to have him comfortable...

(Suzy C walks up to the Mean Champion of Justice and looks up and down at him, as if she was in a fashion shop shopping for something overly priced.)

SC: Mmmmm, yes please...

C: *AHEM*... excuse me?

(Carrie crosses her arms and taps on her ring finger, showing off the mighty shiney diamond wedding ring, blatantly stamping her authority on her claim, her husband.)

SC: I was wondering if you wanted any sugar with your tea or cof---

W: I'll take a black coffee, and my wife will have hers with milk... thanks.

(Suzy C steps back and with another innocent wink)

SC: You got it...

(As Suzy disappears to make coffee, Justin Morozic, Wilburman and Carrie sits themselves down for a wee chat, going over some of the points that they will go over, and going over some points which the fans may or may not raise during the phone in section.)

W: So what do you want to go over then?

JM: Well, Wilburman, thanks for coming onto the show.

W: No probs man, pleasure to be here...

JM: And if I may say so, my god she looks fine today!!

(Carrie's light laughter can be heard as we fade out to see that we are now inside the recording studio and the show is on air. The magic of Hollywood...)

JM: Well folks, if you just tuned in, this is Chaotic Beat 102.5, and we have here today the self proclaimed Mean Champion of Justice on the show, so Wilburman, tell us about this gimmick of yours...

W: It began as a gimmick, I make no secret of that, but as time wore on, many things had happened, many 'Injustice' if you will, and it got to the point where it actually bothered me, to a point where I felt I wanted to do something about some things...

JM: So... what? You're the Superman of wrestling?

W: HAHAHAA!! Actually, one of my best mates calls me the retarded superhero...

JM: Really? Who would that be?

W: A good friend from another time and place... Hehehee... but no Justin, I am no Superman, I am just a guy who likes to help out whenever I can.

JM: So you are the good guy who just have a bit too much free time?

W: Hahhahaaa, well, if you put it that way...

JM: Heheh, ok, I believe we have a caller on line 1... hello? Line 1 who's there?

Line1: Hello? Am I through?

JM: Yeah you are through, you're through---

Line1: WWWWWOOOOOOOO!! Hey guys!! We got through!! WWWOOOOO!! WILBURMAN!! WWWOOOOOOO!! YEAH!!!

W: Hahhahaa, alright folks? Sup?

Line1: Folks? DDDDDUUUUUUDDDDEEEEE!! IT'S US!!! IT'S US!!!!!

W: Cyril? Oh god...

JM: Cyril? You mean Mad Cyril from the IWA? Wow!!

W: What the hell do ya want man?

MC: Hey Will, just want you to know that we're all rooting for yer tomorrow night!! Go get 'em tiger!! Oh yeah, HI CARRIE!!

W: Cyril you nutter get aff that phone!!!

MC: GO GET 'EM WILL!!! WE'RE ROOTING FER YA!!! WE LOVE YA BABY!! WWWWOOOOOO!!

W: Thanks you b#####d!! Now gewt aff that damn phone!!!!

JM: Well thanks for that Mad Cyril of the IWA! (promptly cutting off the line) Well Wilburman, you sure got loads of friends from different places!

W: Yeah, well, it doesn't take much to make enemies, but it takes quite a little something to make friends, especially in this business.

JM: Well, tell us about your friends and enemies Will...

W: Well, it depends who you ask, you asking Will Justice? Or Wilburman?

JM: Hmmm, Will Justice?

W: They're all mates Justin.

JM: Wilburman?

W: Now you're talking, friends? There's a few, enemies? There's a few of those too. People like Red Dragon, The Icon, Jonny C, The Chameleon, Brad Britainnia, Black Crow and Purity, they are mates; people like Mad Cyril and Chamber and JT Blackout, they are mates. Folks like Grif, Urchin, Semtex, Todd, and that lovable midget? They are bitches. Folks like the Big Doyle Man? He's a bitch.

JM: Tell us, how you prepared for tomorrow night?

W: Well, I feel good, I trained like I would against any other, I trained the same way I did against Brad Britainnia, I trained the same way I did in the TTLC match, I trained the same way I did against Urhin, and I am training the same way right now against the Big Doyle Man. And that is giving 120 percent in training, and when I am in the ring, I up the tempo and give it all I got, and then some...

JM: So you been training hard then?

W: Just like every other match my friend.

JM: You're obviously taking this very seriously, so why are you retiring?

W: Justin, I said from day one that I came to WWCW for the Justice, the challenge, not the belts, and the fact that I had won the titles I did, well, it's a bonus. Never had I ever asked for any title shots from anyone in my year in WWCW, and it'll never change. I don't need no damn belt to tell people how good I am, my in-ring performances speaks for itself. I may not have won the big one, but I know, deep down, I could give any world champion a damn tiring run for their money. And like I said on Sunday Night Destruction a few weeks ago, I am retiring from WWCW cause I choose to, I have commitments, I have other things that I want to do, other things I want to achieve, and with folks like Jonny C, Red Dragon, and the Icon, I'd say WWCW is in good health, wouldn't you?

JM: Absolutely, so what are your thoughts of tomorrow's match?

W: Well, I am under no illusion that it's gonna be an easy ride, cause it ain't. But as good as Benco claims he is, as good as Benco likes to think he is with all those #1 contender shots, that's as far as he got, a contender. Me? I got wins that tell me, and everybody else that I am simply... (dramatic pause)... better.

JM: So you're predicting a victory tomorrow night?

W: Consider it a prophecy, it WILL be done, whether you like it or not, we are going to have the happy ending that the people want, and it ain't just a simply Wilburman victory, but rather, a helluva beating on the BDM.

JM: Excellent stuff, well folks, we'll take a short break here with a spot of 3 Jay, and when we come back, we will be asking MRS Wilburman, what the Mean Champion of Justice gets up to when he's not in the ring...

W: Oh no...

JM: Stay tuned!!

[Time Travel ~~~ Brought to you by Wilburmania Time Travelling Services ~~~ of course]

JM: Welcome back folks, well, today we have Wilburman and his lovely wife with us, Emerald Empress from the IWA!! Welcome to the show Carrie!

C: Thank you, it's good to be here today...

JM: So tell us, I mean, I am asking on behalf of ALL the female fans out there, what is Wilburman like away from the ring?

C: Well...

W: Steady hon...

JM: Hahaha! I think we hit a nerve!

C: Heheh, well, he has a terrible temper...

W: WHAT?!!

C: And he has an awful diet too...

W: What's a diet?

C: And he's an AWFUL singer...

W: BULLYOURS!!

All: HHAHHAAAHAHAAA!!

C: Nah, Will is not bad, if I may say so myself, he can actually, be very sweet sometimes...

JM: For all those of yous who are listen, let me just say I have NEVER seen a cheesier smile on Wilburman's face!

W: HHAHAHHAHAA!!

JM: LOOK AT HIM!! HAHAA!! Oh? Ok, well, we have a caller on line 4... hello line 4? You're through to Chaotic Beat 102.5, who are you?

Line4: Hello? My name is Khristine, and I got a question for Carrie...

C: Hi Khristine, Carrie here...

K: Hi Carrie, I just want to say 3 things, first off, I am one of your biggest fans!!

C: Awww, thanks!!

W: Hey Justin, look who has a cheesy smile now?!

C: Shut up Will!!

K: Hhahahaa!! Well, Wilburman you're gonna love the next two, I am also one of your biggest fans!!

JM: Don't no one loves me here?

K: HAHHAA!! Hey Justin, we love you too, but hey, final question to Carrie...

C: Go ahead Khristine...

K: Is Wilburman any good in bed?

W: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

C: Well, I'll just say this, I'm a pretty lucky gal...

(Yes yes, you can stop laughing now thank you.)

W: Oh come 'ere babe!!

JM: Oh man, I don't want to see this!! Does anyone out there have a wrestling question?

(The speakers sounds some sort of fighting noise when suddenly a man's voice is heard)

Line4: Sorry about that, my girlfriend gets a bit carried away...

JM: Ahhh, someone who has a wrestling question for Wilburman I hope!! What's your name?

Line4: My name is John, and I got a question for Empress and one for Wilburman...

JM: Go right ahead John...

J: Well, Empress, we're big fans of wrestling, and we're your fans as well, and what we want to know is, will we see Emerald Empress and the Gemcutter in the WWCW?

JM: That's a good question!

C: Well, the chance is slim I'm afraid, with my duties in the Mean Hotel, as well as my duties in the IWA as well, I just don't think I have the time, sorry!

JM: Well, would you be ringside tomorrow night?

C: Nah, it's not my night, I don't want to steal his glory...

W: Haahaahaa...

J: No worries, well, my next question is for Will, Wilburman, you've been very quiet lately, we miss those little spiels you used to do in the houseshows, they were brilliant man, I haven't heard you like that for a long time, so I want to test you now Wilburman...

W: You want to test me?

J: Yeah, we know that most of the speeches are rehearsed and stuff, so if you were to cut a little something right now regarding your match with Big Doyle Man tomorrow night? What would it be?

JM: That's a pretty good one too! John you are good! Well, let's do this then shall we, on my mark, when I say go, Wilburman you go and say your thing! Sound good to ya?

W: I am always game...

JM: GO!!

W: (Changes into a deeper voice) The Big Doyle Man, well well well, tomorrow night, we will once again go one on one in another lumberjack match, but this time, the ropes ain't gonna be on fire, we aren't fighting for Prezidency to your own fed, we aren't fighting for my Hotel, we're fighting cause you couldn't keep your mouth shut and got your sorry arse served by the Mean Court of Justice, well, Benco, tomorrow night, we'll see who gets the last word... you claim that I am taking the easy way out? That I am scared of you? Man have you been eating them Swiss cheese again? Cause you're spewing crap again... you say crap like I didn't dare to step up to the level and fight against the best? Benco, I been fighting against the best of the best of the best before your hero the Rock came along, and you know what? Sure, I came out bruised, I came out battered, but I always found a way to come out on top... and when I was beaten down, I ALWAYS GOT BACK UP! So tomorrow night, Big Doyle Man, it's like this, you bring your bunch of lackeys, whether they be the PyroManiacs or the Dominators, it doesn't matter one bit, cause when it's ALL said and done, and you find your sorry beaten arse laying on the mat sitting next to your dead carcass, and you stare into those arena lights wondering what the hell had just happened to you, you will know that you just got the Justice slapped on you, and that you had just been kicked up and down the arena all night long and you've definitely turned seventeen shades of black and blue!! If ya SMELLLELELELEEL... what I'm cooking...

(A light chuckle is heard in the background)

W: Ben, whether you like it or not, catchphrase or no catchphrase, you are now and will forever be... an arsehole... so Ben, when you lay on the hospital bed, wishing and asking god why your dad didn't pull out that bit quicker, just remember that I've said these words to ya...

Beware of the Justice, for Justice is blind, and believe you me, Justice, will Absolutely Positively Gobsmackingly be SERVED...

JM: ...aaaaand cut! Hey, that was fun! Well, thanks to Johnson for that, and my thanks to Wilburman and Emerald Empress for being with us today, I am Justin Morozic, that's it from me today, up next is the news, and keep it to Chaotic Beat 102.5!!

(Scene fades.)