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Out for a run...

(Scene opens with cameras focus in on the ever friendly Wilburman who was jogging through the city centre. Jerry Smithfield along with the WWCW cameras following the Mean one. As Wilburman ran by the public, they cheered him, he waved them back. Some even followed and ran with the Mean Champion of Justice...)

Wilburman: Oh hello Jerry, how do you always find me?

JS: Hey, don't ask me, I am just a creation out of Dizz & Tazz's minds, and I am only here for you just now because you wanted me to!!

Wilburman: Well said Jerry, not bad for someone who don't exist!!

(With the WWCW van being spotted, more people followed the Wilburman on his exercise run)

JS: Cheers, now say what you wanna say to the camera so that I can go off and have some imaginary sex!!

(The crowd cheers to Jerry's comment)

Wilburman: You're on!! First of all, I want to make it clear, I am very pissed about what happened this past Sunday. My tag partner got whacked by car bumper, and Troy gets away with it? I doubt it. Then when we actually beat the living bunny crap out of Brad and Garth, some piece of joke turned off the lights and whack me? I'll say this, Mystery dude, you think you impress the me with your note laying tricks? Well me and my mean people have got this message for you...

(The crowd that is now running with Wilburman all shouts...)

Crowd: BULL-YOURS!!!!

Wilburman: That's right!! Nobody... Absolutly Positively Gobsmackingly NOBODY, lays their stinky hands on the Mean one and gets away with it!! Somewhere down the line Mystery Man, we will meet, and PAYBACK will be mine!!

(Crowd cheers)

Wilburman: Now, I want to also take this opportunaty to praise the Prez and Vice Prez for making this Thursday night's tag title bout a three way dance with no interference allowed, it just goes to show there IS Justice left in WWCW!! Brad, Garth, TnT, now I know I promised a surprise for you all on Sunday, but I just thought that the surprise needed a bigger stage to be unveiled, and come this Thursday, it WILL be unveiled, and people, I GUARANTEE you will all love it, especially you Brad, but you won't like it because it's our surprise!!

(One of the younger fans running couldn't take the suspense and asked...)

Crowd: WHAT IS THE SURPRISE WILBURMAN?!! WHAT IS IT?!?

Wilburman: Oh, I am afraid you just might be too young for that my little Wilburmaniac!! But don't worry, you will get to see me unleash the full unbridled fury and power of the Mean Justice on the gay doll dude!! Erm, kids, could you put your hands over your ears for a second?

(The younger fans put their hands over their ears and continue to run alongside their hero)

Wilburman: Garth, you sick freak, come this Thursday night, I am not going into the ring just for the European tournment, but also to eliminate you and that sick offensive bad-influence-to-children of a doll of yours!! Consider you and the plastic served by the Mean court of Justice, and the jury says...

Crowd: GUILTY!!!

Wilburman: Your sentence is excessive pain!! I will kick your sorry gay bunny arse up and down the arena all night long until it turns seven shades of green!! Then I will grab the piece of stinky plastic, crush it up in a ball, and stick it down your throat!! Then I'll yank it back out and stick it up your smelly arse!! (Crowd cheers) When the dust settles and all is set, JUSTICE will be served!! (More cheers) Brad Britainnia, in some ways, I almost feel sorry for you, because when I am done with Garth, you won't have nobody to tag to in the tag match!! But fear not, cause after I'm done with Garth, You're Next!! Heeheehee, see you later!!

(Camera fades as we see a mass of crowd running still, with the Wilburman)