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Challenge Accepted

(Scene opens inside Wilburman's locker room in the arena where the Wolverine and Jay Hunter just attacked The Fallen Angel. Wilburman has a bottle of water in one hand and catching the action on the monitor. He sees the attack perpetrated by the two newcomers and he also sees Commissioner Statto making a statement regarding their actions. Wilburman is not in his wrestling attire, but rather just plain clothes. He doesn't even have the WWCW IC belt with him. He finishes his bottle of water before leaving the locker room, slamming the door hard behind him. The camera then pans to the two newcomers making their exit from the arena, each wearing smiles, seemingly satisfied with their rule-breaking actions. We cut to ringside to Jerry Smithfield and Robert Goldbridge)

JS: That was disgusting, completely uncalled for, and it was---

RG: It was damn well unprofessional!

JS: I hear that the Fallen Angel might have suffered a dislocated shoulder!

RG: Someone will make them pay! And I sure hope Wilburman answers the challenge! After all that garbage he said---

(Just then, Robert Goldbridge was cut off by the screaming cheers of the fans as the unmistakable "You All Ready?" hits the speakers and intro of Blaze of Glory kicks in.)

JS: Rob, there's your answer!!

RG: Here comes the Mean Champion of Justice!!

(A louder "I SAID... YOU ALL READY?!!" echoes throughout the arena as Something for the Pain hits and Wilburman walks out in casual clothing. He walks down the ring and goes over to the announcers and grabs a mic before climbing into the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring and soaks up the cheers and looks on to the crowd)

W: Welcome to the Mean House---

Crowd: Mean House of Justice!!

W: (smiles) Ok, since you all know me, let's cut to the chase, Wolverine, I don't know what your problem is, if you want a fight, just say so, I'd happily step into the ring with you, but then you make up some jibberish about me sucking on lollipop or whoever I was supposedly sucking on, well, you can consider your sorry arse served by the Mean Court of Justice!! First off, I HATE lollipop, doughnuts are more to my liking, and secondly, I don't suck... you on the other hand, you suck big time...

(The camera pans over to the sea of cheering fans before refocusing back to Wilburman.)

W: Wolvie, unlike your comical name sake, you plain simply suck. Come Thursday Night Anarchy, you better come with insurance, cause I guarantee that you'll be needing them after I am done with you. Come in your yellow spendex, come with claws stuck out on your fists, come out Jay Hunter, it don't really matter, cause I will pound you like I would pound each and every single one of my opponents, whether you are Wolverine, Gay Hunter, Beniot, Joe Midget, Urchin or Marvin the Space Martian, when you step into the ring with the Mean One, you get your arse kicked! NOW!! On a slightly different topic... Back at Power Struggle, Wilburman was in one of the toughest matches of his career, the TLC into TTLC match...

(The crowd goes wild at the mention of the match)

W: Well, all I want to say is this, Habringer, Shawn, Matt, good match!

(The fans cheer)

W: I know you guys want another shot at this belt, well, not a problem, I'd happily defend this against you guys cause you have proved your talent. But just remember, I am in no mood to give up the belt just yet! Now, speaking of the match, there is someone that has been on my mind for a little while and I want to say a little something about that... Urchin...

(The fans boo instantly)

W: Urchin, you and your actions at Power Struggle really p#ssed me off, it's one thing to sneak attack me after the gruesome TTLC match, but it's a completely different topic when you deface the IC belt!! You say that my IC belt is "Urchin's B###h"? Well I say "Urchin's A B###H!!"!!! Urchin! Somewhere down the line, you and I are gonna be settling this the only way WWCW knows how!! In the squared circle! And don't think that you and your posse of hardass wannabes can do anything about that! You and your gang say that you are going to take over WWCW and take all the belts? I got news for ya, there's a slight problem, *I* have one of the belts you are after! And guess what? I ain't gonna let go! Certainly not to any one of yous!! Semtex, you may be talented at throwing things at folks to get your wins, but anyone can throw a chair and hammer, can you cut it in the ring? Grif Miller, well, you are a lunatic, so to you I'll just say this... you're an arsehole. Joey Midget, you should consider yourself lucky that I have my responsibilities as WWCW IC champ, or else you'd be in a world of trouble! And Urchin, after I'm done with Wolvie, you're next on the hit list!

(Cheers)

W: So watch out folks, on behalf of the Unholy Alliance and WWCW, war has been declared! I'll catch yous all later!

(The fans get to their feet as Wilburman was about to leave, he is in the middle ropes but he steps back into the centre of the ring)

W: Oh Wolvie, you say that "the thing is just this"? Well, the thing is not just this, the thing is JUSTICE!! Just remember, you brought this upon yourself! Heed these words, beware of the Justice, for Justice is blind, and to you Wolverine, Justice... will... be... served...

(Something for the Pain kicks in and Wilburman leaves the ring as the fans cheer on.

Scene fades out.)