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Urchin, Big Doyle Man, let's go back to school...

(Scene opens outside the WWCW Thursday Night Anarchy Houseshow. After another fine live show, the happy customers that are WWCW fans are seen leaving the arena. Some of the wrestlers are leaving too. As well as some of the higher ups. Some are left behind to make sure that things are cleared up. Some are staying behind to clean up the mess that is the litter filled arena. But some are just staying behind to catch up on missed promos cut by his fellow wrestlers. One of these men staying behind is the Wilburman. He sits in the lounge area backstage in the restricted "EMPLOYEES ONLY". As he goes through the various promos cut by the new guys, the sinfully awful new guys, the improved new guys, to the down right old timers like Semtex and Urchin, he couldn't help but wonder where the competition went. Just then, he pops in the Big Doyle Man promo video and sees that a match has been challenged to this Sunday on Destruction. A special match up to take place inside a "School" environment.)

"This ought to be interesting..."

(After listening to the Big Doyle Man's comments, his attentions turns to that of one Urchin as the Mean One goes through his promos. As Urchin goes to bad mouth England, the Mean One's face breaks a little laugh. but that stopped the instant Urchin muttered the words "Retarded Scots". The face that broke a light laughter moments earlier has now turned a little red and has a down-right-pissed-off look to it.)

"Arseh#le."

(Just as Wilburman was about to throw the video tape out the window. He notices Tony Richards and a production crew finishing up and packing the equipment away. Wilburman approaches them for a little time.)

W: Look guy's I've got something really important I need to get off my chest, can you link me in?

TR: Sure thing, just gimme a quick sec!! (Tony Richards thinks to himself) Hmmm, I wonder if this could land me a promotion to replace that Jerry Smithfield? (Everything is set up and the message is being recorded)

W: Well, it would appear we the Wilburman has a match for this coming Sunday Night on Destruction. The WWCW Head-office has booked the Mean One to go in against the Big Doyle Man in a first ever "School" match. Well, for the record, it'll make a refreshing change to beating the Big Doyle Man around in the squared circle. But also for the record, it won't matter one bit where we fight, cause for what it's worth, it won't have any difference in the outcome what-so-ever. Big Doyle Man, no matter the place, whether it be in a GWA arena, whether it be in a WWCW arena, whether it be a WWF arena, or whether it be on the recording studio of the Simpsons, it don't matter. No matter the time, whether it be today, tomorrow, or yesterday, it don't matter. No matter who you are, whether you are the Big Doyle Man, the Big Bald Man, Prezzie Doyle, or the Lardie Bald Man, it really don't matter. Cause either way, I'll still kick your butt all over God's green earth! There ain't nobody, no PyroManiacs, no teachers, NO ONE that can save you from the beating you'll get!! So buckle up Benco, you're in for the lesson of your lifetime!! NOW!! Speaking of someone who needs a lesson...

(Wilburman pauses a while and takes a sip of water from his bottle)

W: Urchin, you sir... are a piece of bunny crap. I actually liked you, for about 2.04562434 seconds. I actually liked you when you took the piss out of England and Brad, but then when you had the nerve to refer to the Irish as dirty and drunken, well, oh wait... damn you have a point... well, when you called Scots retarded, well, you pretty much got your arse served by the Mean Court of Justice!! You say that there is no one in the fed that would defend the pride of Great Britain? Well, if you want a fight, you don't need to get the attentions of an entire nation, cause no one cares what you think of Scotland, England, Ireland, Wales or N.I., cause we all think you are an arseh#le. So Urchin, if all you want is to get your butt kicked, then consider your open challenge answered by the Mean Champion of Justice!! Don't get me wrong, I ain't getting it on with you just to defend the honour of Great Britain, I may come from Scotland, but I don't do JUST Scotland! The Wilburman is quite simply a universal equal opportunity arse kicker!! You piss the Mean Wilburmaniacs off, I kick you back to Mars or wherever the hell you are from!! NOW!! For those of you wondering "But Wilburman, you already have a match on Sunday", well, that problem ain't too difficult to solve...

(There is a dramatic pause as the Wilburman gives the camera a cold stare.)

W: Can you say 3 way dance? That's right! Urchin!! I'm inviting you to the school dance!! The Big Doyle Man, Urchin and the Wilburman in a School Fight on Sunday Night Destruction!! Urchin, Doylie, I am sure you two are no strangers to school fights, but the problem for you guys is this... I am not some snotty nerd who can't defend themselves when you harass them for lunch money, cause you won't get a penny from me, instead, you'll get the Justice slapped onto the both of yous!! And dudes, you can keep the change!! I'm gonna take yous on a time travelling journey, I'm gonna take yous back to school!! I'm gonna be making yous stay back in detention!! And instead of getting your arse spanked stupid by your teachers, you're gonna be in a REAL detention!! You are gonna be writing on the chalkboard 100 times "Please don't beat on me no more"!!! So Big Doyle Man, Urchin, train really really really hard and prepare for the Meanest arse kicking of your lives!!

Beware of the Justice, for Justice is blind... and Justice... will be served!!

Catch yous later...

(Scene fades out.)