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Posing for the WWCW Magazine

(Scene opens in the all new WWCW headquarters. The structure of the building is that of an impressive one, making even the likes of Sir Norman Foster jealous. From the glass-clad exterior, we enter the poshly decorated interior. The receptionist looks in fine form... very fine form... so fine it makes you wonder where Dizz gets the employees... we take the lifts and head to the 6th floor, the WWCW Magazine department. We go into the photo area and we see the ever-friendly Wilburman doing some poses for the new WWCW Magazine. Just then, a saucy looking brunette walked in, hair tied into a wee bun, glasses, short skirts to accompany the smart suit top she was wearing. This saucy brunette is Vicky Martyn, the editor of the magazine. She walks in to greet the Mean One)

VM: Hi Wilburman, how you doing?

W: Oh hi Vicky, I am doing fine, the holiday period has been great, I can't wait to get back into the think of things!!

VM: Hey, you got any time after this photo shoot?

W: You asking me out?

VM: You would think that won't you?!

W: (smiles) Naturally...

VM: Well to ease your mind, NO! I don't want to put you in any troubles when you go home to your wife to have to explain lipstick marks on your neck...

W: Haahahahaaaa, oh mercy... so what can I do for you then?

VM: Do you mind sitting down for a quick interview with Julia Parker later for the magazine?

W: Sure thing, not a problem.

VM: Good stuff, well, if you just pop into her office when you are done here, I will let her know and get her ready.

(As Vicky leaves the area, Wilburman continues to pose for the camera. And we take a quick time travel to the future...)

(Time Travel ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DING!! After the photo shoot)

(Scene opens outside Julie Parker's office, Wilburman is now standing by the drinks machine and getting a can of juice when everyone's favourite pervert Jerry Smithfield walks by the Mean One.)

W: Hey Jerry!

JS: Oh Wilburman!! How are you!! (They shake hands)

W: I am doing good, just gonna do a quick interview for the new magazine.

JS: Sound! Hey listen, I gotta go, I have some paper work to finish off, if you have time my room is upstairs!

W: Wow Jerry, is that professionalism I sense? What happened to your perverted self?

JS: Well, I got me a nice pay-rise! But I will still be that loving pervert on screen!!

W: HHAahaahaaaa... you're alright Jerry, you're alright...

(Just then a long blonde haired girl looking really fine comes out of Julie's office. Jerry blushes a little and the blonde approaches them)

JP: Hi Wilburman, I am Julie Parker, I will be conducting your interview.

W: Nice to meet you Julie, well Jerry, I will maybe catch up with you later.

(Jerry stands there motionless and stares blankly at Julie's fine features.)

JP: *AHEM*

W: Let's go to your office kiddo.

(As Wilburman tries his hardest to hold back the laughter, he and Julie goes inside the office for the interview. The office is nicely organised, though not a big office, but neatly organised. Wilburman and Julie takes a seat by the paper-work filled desk as Julie takes a recorder from her desk drawer and places it on top of the desk.)

W: Wow, you guys have been busy huh?

JP: Yeah, with the grand reopening and stuff, it's been quite hectic. Well, let's start with the PPV then shall we?

W: Go for it.

JP: Ok, well, at the reopening PPV WWCW Reincarnation, you have been put into a title for title match against your old rival in WWCW, Brad Britainnia, what are your thoughts on that?

W: Well, it's fairly simple, if you have a look at the history between all our matches, Brad has only managed to score one victory over the Mean One. ONCE. And that was in tag team action. Since that time, the Wilburman has quite simply kicked his arse all over the world. From the finals of the European tournament at "Second Offence" where he submitted to "The Justice", to "Lent Lightning" in a special 4 corners Elimination Lumberjack match, the Mean One came out on top once more, just like all the other times that Brad and me have faced each other, and this one will be no different. Like Urchin who has been keeping himself in top condition in Japan, I myself used this vacation period to train hard and joined up the famous IWA, the competition there is unbelievable, and I would like to think that I've improved my game now, and I will show everyone the improvements on Sunday. Unfortunately for Brad, he'll be the first to feel the return, of the wrath of the Justice!

JP: Wow, that's some choice words, tell me, we also have a new comer to WWCW by the name of JT Blackout who is also from the IWA, your thoughts on him?

W: Blackout needs no introduction, the man is almost legendary in his crazy shit from Japan, heck, the damn git also beat me a few times in IWA, so the man is talented. I respect him, and he respects me, and we are good friends. I think his talent is a monster addition to our roster. He should go far in this place.

JP: Would we see you two tagging up sometime down the road?

W: Who knows, maybe we'll tag up, maybe we'll beat each other up, but that is for the future, but for now, I am concentrating on my match up on Sunday.

JP: I understand that you met your wife in IWA as well.

W: (smiles) Yeah, we met, we chatted, we dated, and we got married.

JP: Not wanting to talk about it huh?

W: Not really, well, I left her in charge of the Mean Hotel, and she is happy doing that, I guess that's all you need to know.

JP: The Mean Hotel is of course your own business venture, how is business?

W: GREAT!! Especially in the holiday period just now, the hotel is really busy. My wife is doing a fantastic job keeping things run smoothly. Oh oh, print this for me, I wanna tell my wife that I love her deeply!!

JP: Very well, I shall make sure to print that one!! Tell us about your involvement in the Unholy Alliance stable.

W: Well, let's take a trip down memory lane now shall we? Do you remember Topp Dogg?

JP: Yeah, he was a former world champ here,

W: Yeah, and he and I were the founders of the original Unholy Alliance, at the time, he was the one everyone hated, but I had respect for his work, the damn guy knows how to wrestle, and he also had respect for the Mean Champion of Justice too. And that was how the original Unholy Alliance was formed, based on respect. And through time, I had gained the respect of a few others, and in turn they also gained my respect, we had Black Crow, Inferno, and Purity, and the lot of us had a good understanding and respect for each other. But since then, some have come, and some have gone, and now remains Black Crow, Purity and Wilburman. Our character maybe totally different and almost incompatible, but what makes us a team is respect and understanding. They didn't become the WWCW tag champs of their good looks, and I sure didn't win the European strap with a lottery ticket.

JP: So the key word here is re--

W: Respect.

JP: Well, what do you think of the new WWCW?

W: I saw some old faces, and I saw some new faces, for instance, you Juila Parker, you are a new face to me. As are most of the roster, but I am looking forward to meeting them at the PPV, it'll be interesting to see the quality of the new members go to work.

JP: Anything else you want to say to Brad?

W: Just a couple, Brad, I know you and Kurt Angle are good mates, well, do me a favor, ask him what it was like to be Eurocontinental Champ, cause you will never know that feeling, cause I will walk into Reincarnation with the European Championship belt, and by golly, I will Absolutely Positively Gobsmackingly walk out with your Intercontinental strap too!!

JP: Any last words?

W: (Smiles) Catch you later.

JP: Ok thanks Wilburman for the interview. The magazine will be published by Thursday, just pick one up on your way in ok?

W: I sure will.

(They shake hands and Wilburman leaves the WWCW building back to the Mean Hotel. Scene fades to black)