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At the Mean Pub

(The camera focuses in, the scene is a local pub, where we see the ever friendly Wilburman having a few cold ones with some of the locals)

Local #1: And I say it's Triple H!!!

Local #2: No way!! I say it's that arse Kevin Nash!!

Wilburman: Well, you are all wrong!! It's that piece of bunny crap Brad Britainnia!!

(As the locals continue to argue, the Wilburman notices the camera's presence)

Wilburman: Oh hello there!! We were just having a discussion as to who is most full of shit!! Well, they have their own views and opinions, and I have mine.

(Wilburman walks from the arguments and head over to the bar)

Wilburman: Pint of Fresh orange & Lemonade please.

(The bar tender pours the drink)

Bartender: This one's on me my friend!

Wilburman: Cheers!! Well, First off, welcome to the Mean Pub!! This is my Mean drink (takes a sip of the cold drink) Oooohh yeah, better than the Steviser any day!! Now, as for the little discussion we were having moments earlier, we were wondering who is absolutly positively full of crap, well, I say it's that little arse Brad Britainnia!! Brad, you think you can go round fooling people with your stunt double fake Wilburman and Topp Dogg, well, that don't impress me one bit. In fact, I am kinda pissed about it. So you wanna fight? Don't go to all the bother of getting fakes when you can have the real deal by simply asking!! I'll give you a fight to remember. I challenge you and the gay doll dude to a tag match between me and Mr Dogg!! We'll kick you and Garth's sorry smelly arses up and down the arena til it turns seven shades of green!! And I have a BIG surprise waiting for you if you manage to come to fight us... oh, did I mention that I got myself some front row tickets for Thursday? Heeheehee, catch you later...

(Wilburman finishes his drink and camera fades to black)