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The UNDISPUTED WWCW European Champion presents...

(Scene opens in a building site setting, the place looks rough, just like any construction site, heavy machinery everywhere, the place is basically a mess. Then the cameras picked up a porter cabin unit and looks inside. We see the Mean Champion of Justice discussing with some of the construction workers and some guys in suits, probably architects, they are gesturing over some building blue print, the camera couldn't focus in on what was really on the blue prints, except for the words "Mean Hotel". Just then one of the construction workers shouts at the camera-man)

Worker: Oi!! What you think you're doing?!

Cameraman: Shhh, I am a WWCW cameraman, I am here to film this RP...

Worker: I don't give a toss who you are mate, but you can't go up and film people by sneaking up like this...

(As the two continue to argue, the porter cabin's occupants go outside to see what was going on. The Mean One, realising the situation, puts a stop to it. He instructs the suits to continue the discussion and goes off to a quieter spot to do the RP)

W: Ok, I have a few things I want to address, first of all, heeheehee (a big cheesy smile to the camera) You are looking at the UNDISPUTED WWCW European Champ!! Now, at Lent Lightning, I learnt a few things, I learnt that C4 is a piece of sore losing crap, I learnt that Semtex is a tough cheater, I learnt that Jon Bon Jovi is a Mean Wilburmanic, I learnt that Topp Dogg is tougher than I gave him credit for, and I also learnt that Brad Brittainnia is one hell of a stubborn individual... C4, you say you are ABOVE the European title? Sure, you might have been the first ever WWCW tag champs, but you didn't last very long did yous? You PROCLAIM to be the Intercontinental Champ? Well, the Wilburman proclaims you to be a piece of sore losing bunny crap!! Now, Brad, I hear you telling a bunch of school children that [girlish voice] this ain't gonna be over, I am not done yet [/girlish voice], well the Wilburman says Whoopie-dee!! So what else do you want now? I have beaten you in a normal match, I have beaten you in a gimmick match, what more do you want? You go round and say that the people wants this, the people wnats that, well, did it ever occur to you that THIS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANTED TO SEE?!! So if you want ANOTHER rematch, don't sing it man, just say it, I am a very generous guy, you wanted a rematch after Second Offence, I gave you it, Semtex wanted a title shot, I gave him it, C4 wanted his arse kicked, I sure as hell gave him that too, so if you or anyone out there thinks that they can or deserve a shot at this belt, you just come and knock on my door... NOW!! Brad, I also hear you mention something about me in some sort of partnership with this guy named Inferno, well, to tell you the truth, I have no idea who this guy was, and I sure as hell don't have a clue why he showed up and kicked the Pryos into screaming crying babies, but hey, I can't help being a popular guy that everyone wants to tag and be a friend to!! NOW!! Speaking of tags...

W: Know this, I have one tag partner, his name is Topp Dogg, and we are the Unholy Alliance, and we are looking for a little tag team action and sure as hell we are looking for some tag gold as well!! So Voltron Crew, you guys are as much as a marked man as me, so watch out, the Unholy Alliance is coming...

Cameraman: Erm, sorry to interupt, but what is this place?

W: Ah, well asked, THIS my friends is the Mean Hotel, it's in the progress of being built, the foundations will be laid soon and we hope to have it ready for business very soon!! WWCW listen up, this Mean hotel is built for a reason, and it's to invite all of you to come and join me for some drinks, to hang out, much like the chat rooms... but at least the drinks are on the house!! Brad, I am here to invite you to be my first client to the Mean Hotel as soon as it's built, hey, we may hate each other in the ring, but we agree on so many things backstage, we could always share it over a few drinks!!...

W: So people, spread the words, Wilburmania is running wild and free; the Unholy Alliance is coming; and the Mean Hotel is coming to your RPs very soon... catch you later...

(Camera fades to black)