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##~~ Oh Baby it's cold outside...

(Scene opens in a local gym where we see the ever friendly Wilburman training harder than ever for his upcoming European title defence. As ever, the always present-when-needed-in-RPs WWCW camerea crew along with everyone's favourite pervert that is Jerry Smithfield are there ready to spring to action. Jerry approaches the Mean Champion of Justice.)

JS: Wilburman!! Howabout a wee RP for good o' Jerry huh?

W: Howabout I shove that camera up your arse?

JS: Hmmmmmm, well that would be rather uncomfortable, but on the other hand...

W: ???????????

JS: ???????????

W: Look Jerry, I am a little busy just now, I'll be in the sauna room when I am done, you could wait for me th...

(At this point two rather shapely women walked by wearing not a lot, aka skin tight workout outfits)

JS: Er, excuse me ladies, I was wondering if you could point me to the direction of the sauna room?

W: (saying to himself) I'll take that as a yes...

(Time travel ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ sauna time)

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

( A loud scream sounded from the ladies sauna room. Then we see the two aforementioned ladies running out of the ladies saunna room totally naked, followed closely by Jerry Smithfield)

JS: WWWWAAAAIIIIITTTTTTT!!! I am a man!!! Dizz changed me into a prostitue for fun!! I am normal!! Come back!!

(At this point, the camera crew entered the Men saunna room where we see the Wilburman relaxing all by himself)

W: Ahhh, peace and quiet, well, I guess I can now do a little RP...

(Wilburman pours some water into the thingy that makes the steam so thingy... you know, we see it all the time in movies)

W: First of all, I wanna talk about my tag partner the Topp Dogg, now Dogg man, I don't know what your game is, but if you think that you can win a hardcore match with your Mr Right and Wrong, well, I'll go arrange your funeral for you now, they are talking about Hardcore wrestling not hardcore sex romp you idiot!! Now, as for your dislike of the blind dates I arranged for you, well, do you think I would hand you the best of Europe just like that? Topp Dogg, I respect you, yes, but I don't like you that much...

(At this point 5 drop dead gorgeous girls walked in to the saunna room to join the party, they take their towels off and started massaging the Mean One)

W: You see? NOW!! As for the PPV 4 corners title match, well, there isn't much you don't know about it? It's the most talked about match in the history of efed, and all you need to know is this, Brad Britainnia is a piece of bunny crap who likes to hang around with children who dresses up in wrestling outfits, Semtex is a piece of bunny crap who likes to tell bed time stories of little dudes beating up lots of large dudes, C4, well, C4 is a piece of bunny crap who has real serious diahorea problems, and the Wilburman is the WWCW European Champ!!! And all you need to know is this, I walk into Lent Lightning as champ, by golly, I will walk out as Champ!!

(Wilburman stares at the beautiful ladies and returns to the camera)

W: Come Sunday, JUSTICE will be served... now if you'll excuse me, I would like a little privacy...

(Camera fades to black as we hear the women making those women passionate noise)