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Get your WWCW Merchandise right here folks!

(Scene opens in the WWCW headquaters in the Merchandise department. We see the ever friendly Wilburman walking around looking at the novolties on display. A hard working sales rep approaches the WWCW European champ)

Sales Rep: Hi Wilburman, looking for anything in particular?

W: Nothing really, it's little Lucy's birthday soon, so I thought I would get her a little something...

SRep: Aww, you are such a nice guy!! And they call you Mean...

W: I am Mean when I am in the ring, not out of it... ohhh, that's a nice t-shirt...

(Wilburman looks at the Tazz t-shirts on sell, and as he browses through a few action figures and a few other selections, the lovable pervert Jerry Smithfield arrives with the camera crew)

JS: Hi Wilburman, the PPV is only a few days away, how are you preparing for the big title defence?

W: Jerry, you can only train so hard, and relax yourself every now and then, I mean, you relaxed yourself when you went to Brad's party didn't you?

JS: Nah, the girls he had weren't very adventurous...

W: *Ahem* Need I remind you that you are in public?

JS: Sorry, I thought I was still in Brad's RP...

W: (Smiles) Brad Brad Brad, well, since you are here I might as well address the PPV, if anything, to keep you in a job...

JS: Thanks Wilburman!!

W: Ok, so this Sunday, we dawn a new era, a new era without the father of Hardcore, Tazz, now, you might think why I went out and helped the Tazz man in his final battle, well, the way I see it is like this, the man was handcuffed and taking chairshots to the head, now, it don't matter if you are the father of Hardcore or Mick Foley, when you are handcuffed and getting pummelled with a chair, in my book, that is INJUSTICE!! Where-ever there is injustice, I'll be there, whenever there is injustice I'll be there, however there is injustice, I'LL BE THERE... Pryoidiots, you think you can walk over this fed and rule this place around like it's your own asses? Well the Wilburman says BULL-YOURS!!! If you ever think of trying any form of injustice and anything that pisses me off, you can consider all your sorry arses served by the Mean Court of Justice!!! NOW!!!

(Wilburman walks round to the Brad Brittainnia t-shirt section)

W: Brad, I see that you got yourself another backup squad in the form of that wannabe hero Kurt Angle, well, many of the WWF fans have said it before, and I'll say it again... ANGLE SUCKS!! (Camera cuts to a recent Smackdown where we see the sea of WWF fans chanting ANGLE SUCKS!! ANGLE SUCKS!!) Brad, it don't matter who you bring to the ring, it ain't gonna help, I will do just as I did against you in Second Offence, JUSTICE will be served on you!!!

(Wilburman walks by the TnT and Voltron Crew t-shirts section)

W: NOW!! C3P0 or whever you call yourself, if you think that you can sneek up on the Mean One and get yourself a victory, you got another guess coming!! I don't doubt your ability, but quite simply, you ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY GobSMACKINGLY don't have a chance on becoming the WWCW European, not when I am champ anyway, you see, I didn't win this belt because I am good looking, I beat 3 of the best this fed had to offer and Brad Brittainnia to win this belt!! And I ain't gonna be giving it up anytime soon!!

(Wilburman walks by the Semtex and Dude t-shirt section)

W: As for Mr story telling, little strong dude, we haven't heard from you for a while, what happened? You have no more stories of you beating up big mutants to tell? Well, let ME tell YOU a story, this Sunday in the PPV, you will head down to the ring, you will feel pretty good about your little strong butt, and you go round yelling at fans telling them that you are the strongest little dude around, but then, The Mean Champion of Justice walks down to the ring, and when you try those power moves of yours and find that it ain't working, you cry your puny little eyes out screaming in fear and running back into the locker room eliminating yourself from the match, you like that story? Well, fear not little strong dude, with the Mean One around there is ALWAYS a happy ending to things, and this happy ending will be a picture of me raising the European Belt after I beat the bunny crap out of each and every single one of yous!!

(Wilburman passes the hi selling Wilburmania and Unholy Alliance t-shirts)

W: For the time being, know this, it don't matter who you bring as your LumberJacks on Sunday, cause you are all SERVED BY THE MEAN COURT OF JUSTICE!!!

(Wilburman was about to leave when Jerry asks the Mean One one final question)

JS: Wilburman!! What t-shirt do you wear?

(Wilburman smiles and unzips his jacket to reveal a Homer Simpson t-shirt)

W: My kinda guy, heeheehee, catch you later...

(Camera fades to black)