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Welcome to Paris

(Scene opens with the ever friendly Wilburman, the WWCW European Champ, on a short break from wrestling. He is at the top of Effel Tower, looking over the beautiful city that is Paris.)

W: Welcome!! Welcome to the top of Europe! Welcome to Effel Tower! Welcome to Paris France!! And welcome... to WILBURMANIA!!

(The Mean One pauses and looks down at the magnificient view before turning back to the camera)

W: Ever since I won the European belt, I instantly became a marked man, Semtex wants his arse kicked, Brad STILL wants a beating, and now the so-called #1 contender F2 and a half or whatever his silly name is, he wants a Mean arse kicking as well... now, the Mean Champion of Justice is a man of his words, I promised Brad Britainnia a rematch, and I will give him the rematch, the little strong dude challenged the Mean One, I accepted, C4 wants his butt kicked, well, that will happen as well... Here is what I am proposing, with the Prez's allowance, I am willing to take all three of yous on at the same time, at the same place, in the same ring, whenever the Prez signs it up, I am going to kick the bunny crap out of yous in a 4 CORNERS ELIMINATION match for the European title, the 4 of us in the ring, until the last one is left as the victor, and I'll tell you all now, Brad, you can take your precious England, Semtex, you can be in Italy or anywhere that you find dark enough for you, C4 you can hide in Moscow or anywhere you want to for all I care, and I'll so simply kick all your smelly stinky bunny arses up and down, left and right, and just about all over Europe until they turn seven shades of blue!! I'll be giving Mean arse kickings from England to Italy to Moscow, then a U-turn to Scotland and it just don't matter where I kick yous to and fro, cause when all is said and done, and you find your sorry butts lying on the ground staring at the lights, you'll know that JUSTICE has just been served... NOW!!

(Wilburman changes his tone as a few tourists came out and joined the Mean One)

W: I know that there are some Wilburmanics out there who are a little concerned about the Unholy Alliance. Well, let me just say this, it has nothing to do with liking people, in fact I'll say this for the record, I think Topp Dogg is a stinky piece of bunny crap!! But it's about respect, I respect him, he respects Wilburmania, enough said. Now as for Semtex and the Dude wanting to take all the gold in WWCW, well the Wilburman says BULL-YOURS!! And I mean ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY GOBSMACKINGLY BULL-YOURS!!! You might manage to win some tag team gold, you might win some Hardcore gold as well, hell, you might even win European and World gold as well!! But it sure as hell won't happen when Mean Justice League or the Unholy Alliance are about!! You want some gold? The closest you'll ever get is those cheap fake gold in your local jewery!! If you ask nicely, they might made you guys one that is shaped LIKE a belt...

(The small crowd of tourists laughs with the Mean One as the Wilburman smiles back at them)

W: Spread the word, Mean Justice has arrived in Europe...

(A touriat takes a photo of the Mean Champion of Justice, and as the flash goes off, camera fades to white.)