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An interview with...
Clark Kent of the Daily Planet

(Scene opens outside the Hotel Wolcott where we see the Mean Champion of Justice arriving back from a victorious night in Madison Square Garden. Fans queued outside the Hotel since the show had finished, as did a few reporters and the ever present WWCW cameras.

As Wilburman walks through the mass of fans signing a few autographs and shaking hands and poses for some pictures along with the European strap around his waist, a reporter interupts and asks some questions)

Reporter: Wilburman!! Wilburman!! What's the deal with you and Topp Dogg?

(The Mean One takes one last picture with a fan before entertaining the reporter)

W: Don't you EVER interupt me when I am with a Wilburmanic!! NOW, what did you ask me?

Reporter: Sorry, I asked what the deal was between you and Topp Dogg...

W: You from the ICAC?

Reporter: Er, no sir, I am from the Daily Planet...

(Wilburman takes a look at the reporter's badge pass)

W: Well, Mr... Kent, you should use your words more carefully next time, there is NO DEAL between me and the WWCW champ, just a little mutual respect...

Kent: Like an alliance?

W: What did I just teach you about interupting?

Kent: Er, not to interupt you when you are with a Wilburmanic?

W: Impressive (smiles) you are catching on fast, but smart arse cheek won't get you living any longer!! Well, an alliance, I guess you can call it an alliance, all be it one almighty Unholy one...

Kent: Wow, interesting, an Unholy Alliance!!

W: Well, Mr Kent, you are smarter than I gave you credit for, call it what you want, it don't matter, in the end of the day, I am and forever will be the Mean Champion of Justice!! I will kick injustice's smelly butt and anyone who wants their arse kicked!! NOW speaking of someone wanting their arse kicked... I know the big show has hardly finished and already The European Champ has been challenged!! Semtex!! You want a shot at the European belt? Don't sing it little strong dude, just say it!! You are one tough cookie, I know that, hell, almost everyone knows that, but I ain't no push over!! So you name the time, you name the place, hell, and I'll be there for my first title defence!! And by golly, it will be ABSOLUTELY...

Crowd: POSTIVELY!!!

W: GobSMACKINGLY one hell of a match to remember!! So bring it on!! NOW, Topp Dogg, I hear earlier that you referred me as a "freak", in what way partner am I a freak? I'll let this one pass as I actually think you were talking about poor o'Brad after the beating he received, now Brad, you had a rough night, you lost the European bout, you lost your tag belt, you are lying half dead in hospital, hell, in some ways, I actually feel a wee bit sorry for your blond arse, so being the nice guy that I am, here's what I'll do, after I beat the bunny crap out of Semtex, just like I did against the Dude in the European tournment semi final by the way, I'll grant you a return match, but a little advice, while you are there in the hospital just now, try to familiarise with your new surroundings, for that is where you'll be heading straight back after our rematch!! Meantime, Semtex, consider your arse served by the Mean Court of Justice!! I'll be seeing you...

(Wilburman was about to head into the hotel when he turns round to Kent)

W: Oh, Mr Kent!!

Kent: Yes Wilburman sir!!

W: Spread the word... Justice has a new Mean Attitute, Justice has a new hero, Justice has a shiny gold belt, Justice has an Unholy Alliance, and JUSTICE will be served!!

Kent: Cool!! Wilburmania sure is running wild!!

(Wilburman smiles at Kent and makes his way inside the Hotel as camera fades to black)