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Robert Goldbridge and his BBQ Sauce

(Scene opens within the Hotel Wolcott's bar, where we see the less hilarious Robert Goldbridge preparing an interview with the ever friendly Wilburman)

RG: Well folks, welcome to the Hotel Wolcott, and I am here with the Mean One himself, Wilburman!

W: Thanks Rob, but before we start, I want to get a few things out my system first. With the PPV right around the corner, I guess it wouldn't be a surprise to you that it is Brad Brittainnia that I am going to be talking about. Now Brad, I have been told by Rob here that you want to fight me in a no-interference-match, well, I don't have a problem with that at all, but then won't your "special guest" be just bored out his skull watching you getting your butt kicked all night long? Well, I've given it some thought, so here is what I propose...

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (A woman nearby screamed at the sound of Wilburman proposing to someone)

W: No sweet-heart, not THAT kind of proposal (Wilburman looks at the lady who just screamed her lungs out and smiled at her before re-focusing back to the camera) Brad, this Sunday, Second Offence, you & me for the European title, how does a Lumberjack & Jill match sound to you? You bring your henchmen, backup squad, special guest, British army, whoever, whatever, I'll bring the Mean Lady, I'll bring 20,000 of New York's Meanest Wilburmanics to Madison Square Garden to make some noise, they will not only surround the ring, they will surround the arena, and they will watch me kick your sorry arse all the way from Madison Square Garden to Wembley, then I'll kick it up north a little to Hampden Park, then I'll kick it back to Madison Square to pin what's left of your shoulders for the 1-2-3 and become the WWCW European champion!! Now, Rob, you wanted to ask me a few things? (Rob was talking to a waitress)

RG: You sure your manager or chef don't want to try my homemade BBQ sauce? I formulated it myself!! It's a household recipe!! Opps, sorry Wilburman, I was just trying to get different opinions from different people. Er yes, the reason I wanted to interview you today was to know a little about you, because apart from those who are either masked or "mysterious", you are considered to be from "parts unknown", would you like to tell us a little bit about yourself?

W: Wow, well, I don't quite know how to answer that question because I don't even have an answer myself!

RG: But how? What about where you were born, or where you are from?

W: (Takes a deep breath) A few years ago, I had 2 car acidents, so I was told by the doctors who attended, apparantly, after my first accident, I had lost some memory, but after my second accident, I suffered permenant total memory lost, and the local authorities had a difficult time trying to find out who I was, because I didn't have any forms of identification on me.

RG: Local authorities?

W: Yes, the Strathclyde Police department in Central Scotland.

RG: Scotland huh? Interesting...

W: Yes, so anyway, they eventually found out who I was, they managed to link me to an orphanage, I was an University Student and I had just graduated with a MSc in Information Technology, apparantly, the world was at my feet, I was a wanted man in the industry world, but since I don't remember anything, it all came to nothing. I opted to travel and discover a new me.

RG: Where did you go?

W: Where didn't I go? I went everywhere, I did everything, I was a bouncer in the Cafe Une in Amsterdam, I learnt to cook whilst in Italy and became a chef, everytime I earned enough money, I moved on. I learnt how to truly fight when I was in the Shao Lim Temple in China, then I became a bounty hunter in Asia, boy did I make a lot of money there!! But it was this time that I also learnt of injustice's existence.

RG: What happened?

W: In the money driven society that is Hong Kong, injustice and damn straight rudeness was everywhere, seeing that I had no need for this evil greed, I decided to fight back, I decided to fight for Justice, but Justice alone cannot rid all evil, so I gave Justice a Mean attitude adjustment, people began to like me, crime lords began to fear me, and before I knew it, I was a hero...

RG: How did you end up in WWCW then?

W: I found a computer and hooked onto this thing called world wide web, how did you think I got here?

(Rob looks at the Mean one for a moment, then a receptionist apprached Wilburman)

Receptionist: Wilburman, you have a fax from one of your fans...

W: Oh thank you (Wilburman reads the paper handed to him, he smiles and wrote on the reverse side of the paper, and asked the receptionist to reply to the fax) Rob, is there anything else you want to ask me, I have to go book some air tickets for a special fan of mine.

RG: Yeah, just one question, you worked as a chef in Italy right? Would you like to try my BBQ sauce?