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Training in New York

(Scene opens outside The Hotel Wolcott in West 31st Street, where the ever friendly Wilburman has been staying for the past few days. It's early in the morning and the Mean one comes out in jogging gear ready for a little run)

W: Good morning!! You guys sure do work hard!! Wanna take a walk with me?

(As the Mean Champion of Justice jogs down a few blocks, he decides to have a wee chat with the camera crew about the upcoming PPV)

W: Well, it's good to know that I am the favourite talking subject of one Brad Britainnia!! Brad, what can I say, I am almost flattered, IF ONLY you would keep in mind that I ALREADY APOLOGIZED about the stupid Benny thing, I said it before, I'll say it again, NOBODY, I mean NOBODY had told me that Benny was a 10 year old toddler!! Stop using the poor boy as a weapon to get at me you sad piece of crap!! So you, Topp Dogg, and everyone else just cut this bunny crap!! Oh look!! You can see the Empire State Building from here!!

(As Wilburman jogs down 5th Avenue, traffics literally stopped for the Mean one. Taxis driving by slowed down at passengers' requests, shoppers greets the Wilburman with cheers, the owner of Freddie's Fresh Fruit throws an apple to the popular WWCW superstar!!)

Freddie: Hey Wilburman!! Catch!!

W: Cheers man!!

Freddie: Hey!! I ain't no ordinary man!! I am with WILBURMANIA!!

W: Alright!! (Wilburman smiles for a moment and turns to the camera) Now where were we? Oh yeah, Brad & Benny. You know Brad, I think that YOU are the one that is obsessed with the little guy, I mean, what kind of person would involve a child in this violent business? What kind of person would hide behind a child to fight? And what kind of person has a PLASTIC SEX DOLL that can come to life and be a camera man??!!! If I were you Taylor, I WOULD keep a careful eye over your son, oh, and Taylor (smirk) so much for your "plan" to "team" up with me, god that was the most stupid attempt at a trap I ever seen, by golly, even the world's most gullable idiot wouldn't have fallen for that!! NOW, as for Sunday... oh look, Madison Square Garden!!

(Wilburman stops in the front of the arena and faces the camera with a determined look on his face)

W: Brad, this Sunday, you say you are gonna invite some special guest with you? Is THAT Suppose to impress the Mean One? Well the Wilburman says BULL-YOURS!! I don't give a bunny crap on who you bring, whether it be your so-called idol the British Bulldog, or whether it the the Royal Family, or whether it be the British army!! It don't matter who you bring!! You bring them ALL ON AND MORE IF YOU WANT!! Because You are gonna need all the help you can get!! You bring your special guest, you bring your friends, henchmen, gay partner, or what ever you want to call Garth & Taylor, you bring all of them to Madison Square Garden, I'll bring my Mean Wilburmanics, and by golly, I will ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY GOBSMACKINGLY kick each and every single one of them until there is no one left for you to hide!! For when it's all said and done, I WILL walk out the Garden as the WWCW European Champion!! This Sunday, we will truely see what the people want to see... catch you later

(Wilburman continues his run as the camera crew drives off the opposite direction for some breakfast.)