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No no no, THIS is funny...

"AAAHHHAHHAHAHAAAAAHAAA!!"

"Well, unlike some people I'm not a 1 move wonder. I can beat you in so many ways. Ankle locks, top rope flips, kicks, the Matt-er."

"AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAA!! Oh shit stop, this is killing me!!"

"If I'm in the right position, I could just flip even the biggest man into a World Wide Wonder anyway."

"AAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!! World Wide Wonder!! AAHAHHAHAAA!! Jesus stop!! Oh god someone change the channel!! AAHAHAHAHAAA!!"

"Everything ok hon?"

(Scene opens inside the Mean Suite, of the Mean Hotel, you know, the one that Chamber is so jealous of... It's early in the morning, Wilburman had came home from his usual morning run around the city, and he is checking out the latest IWA news. Emerald Empress had just changed into her gym gear and was alarmed at her husband's laughter... well, if you laughed like that, you should be worried too...)

EE: What's wrong babe?

W: Oh some new guy that Steve has been ripping, and my god he deserves the ripping...

EE: Who is it?

W: The Matt... AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

EE: Oh god... don't let JT hear it, knowing that crazy twit, he'll leap off his wheelchair and kill him...

W: Would you blame him? I mean... we got The Matt... and we got this new guy from Hewitt Packard as well... I mean... oh god... and let's not forget... The Scorpion!! AAAHHAHAHAHAHAA!! Oh shit, my stomach hurts...

(Empress walks up to Wilburman and leans over to kiss him)

EE: Well hon, I'm gonna go get Kris and we're going to be in the gym, don't forget, you have an appointment at 12 with Tom...

W: Aheh... yeah... oh hey, have you got the news conference ready for Saturday?

EE: All sorted for ya, the invites have been sent, and we'll clear out the function hall on Friday morning after the concert tomorrow...

W: Thanks hon, you're the best...

(Kissing... not for your eyes...)

EE: Remember, Tom Prince interview at 12...

W: Yes ma'am...

(Empress stands and grabs her gear bag and makes her way out of the suite. Wilburman unpauses the VCR and the tape rolls on... we're at HP Nelson's promo...)

"AAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Mother... Father... I've come... AAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAAAA!! Oh god help!! AAHAHAHAA!!!"

(Scene fades)