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And then there was one Wilburman...

(Scene opens in the IWA house show where the West Coast Domination had just cut their promo and made their way to the back. The crowd are still booing their lungs out. Just then another matchup got underway, it was one between some guy named Khaos, and his opponent was introduced by JulieAnn as Todd. The match contained some fast and furious actions, as well as some hard hitting ones. Well, it beats any WCW match for a start. The match ended in a double DQ when some guy, referred to by the announce team as Lance, entered the ring and attacked both IWA trainees with a chair. A storyline for when they graduate from the BootCamp perhaps. But this didn't exactly please the crowd. Camera then cut to the back where we see the West Coast Domination making their exit from the arena. As they walked by an appropriately placed monitor showing the on-going show, they stopped dead in their tracks when they heard the familiar sound of...)

"You all ready?"

Tom: HE'S BACK!!
Ron: And the fans know it too!!

(As the intro guitar shot of Blaze of Glory is played to the cheers of the crowd, we see Chamber and company dropping their gear from the shoulder and staring into the monitor, anticipating the actions of one Wilburman.)

"I SAID... You All Ready?!!"

(Fancy fireworks shoot off in all spectacular fashion to the deafening noise the fans are making. Something for the Pain blares throughout the arena after the fireworks display and outwalks the Mean One. He looks on to the cheering crowd and makes his way down to ringside. He makes his towards JulieAnn who passes him a mic and Wilburman enters the ring. He raises the mic to his mouth as the music dies down... but not the cheers...)

W: Welcome BACK to the Mean House of Justice!

(Crowd pop)

W: Now, I am here today to say a few things, and those include the newly formed/teamed West Coast Domination...

(Intense crowd boos)

W: A little on the Mean & Mad Alliance...

(Crowd cheers)

W: A little about the stunning redhead we call Emerald Empress...

(Crowd cheers, well, the women were, the men were doing wolf whistles along with Ron Simpson)

W: But most and firstly, I want to say a little something to you, the fans, my Mean Wilburmaniacs...

(Big crowd pop)

W: To you guys, I want to apologise for what happened at Beach Blowout... See, I was beaten, no matter what fashion I was beaten, I was beaten by Chamber...

(Crowd boos)

W: I am sorry... I'm sorry to you the fans, and I am sorry to my sweet darling wife... I lost her IC belt, a belt she in all reality never lost, so Emps, I said it once, I'll say it again, I'm sorry...

(Crowd applause)

W: Chamber, you may have beaten me, but if you think that this is the end of things, you got yourself another guess coming!!

(Crowd pop)

W: I don't take defeats too well, but I'll admit this, at Beach Blowout, the better man won, but somewhere down the line, you and I will come face to face One More Time... putting me in a coma is something that will always be at the back of my mind, and believe you me, that is one score I want settled!! But for now, I'll just wait for Cyril to kick your lousy butt, or whoever wants to for that matter, cause quite simply, I'm a bit tired of getting my butt kicked by you... but just remember, the next time we meet, it will be One on One and I'll be damned if you pull another one over me!! NOW!!! Onto your gay friends...

(Crowd cheers)

W: Big Al and Mirage, you walk around and run your mouth about some bunny crap on how you are the best bunch of this and the best of that, and now you got Chamber to round up your rears, you are now dominating this and dominating that, well the Wilburman says...

Crowd: BULL-YOURS!!

W: ... AND SHUT THE HELL UP YOU IDIOTS!! No one cares about your sexual preferences!! You can go dominate each other and lived happily ever after, but NNNNOOOOOO, you HAD to get people's attention, you HAD to whack the steel chair to the back of my head at Beach Blowout after the match, well attacking me is one thing, but attacking the lil redhead is another, you not only got your stupid arses served by the Mean Court of Justice, you also signed your own death warrant!! And you two idiots go round jibbering some crap on how you are the next tag champs and crap like that, guys, what makes you think you'll live pass this Sunday?!

(Insane crowd pop)

W: Since my Mad Partner is not going to be around this week, the tag belts obviously won't be defended until his return from the Red Light District... er... I meant Amsterdam... So here is my challenge to you two chair swinging lovers, This Sunday Sacrifice, The Wilburman wants a shot at you two arseholes in a handicap match!! And believe me, when I am done with you guys, you will be forever and permanently handicapped!!

(The crowd goes insane as camera cuts briefly to the backstage area where the West Coast Domination are. They look at each other with a confused look and mumbles amongst themselves "Is he nuts?"... camera cuts back to the ring)

W: Oh and Al and Mirage, don't even think about having Chamber and your other "Unknown" mate coming down the ring and making it 4-on-1, cause if you do, then I will just so simply have to call on a few friends and have all your butts kicked too!! And believe me, if THAT was to happen, then it'll be an UNHOLY arse kicking!!

Ron: Did he just say...
Tom: I think he did!!

W: But Big Al, Mirage, for Sunday, you just have to know this, when you find your dead carcass lying in the ring staring at the lights, you'll know that JUSTICE had been served!! And PayBack WILL BE MINE!!! Chamber, I'll be seeing you, Big Al, Mirage, I'll be killing yous!! Catch yous later...

(Crowd goes estatic as Something for the Pain hits the loud speakers. Wilburman gestures to the fans and then makes his way backstage as camera goes back to the announce team and the show continues.)