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A Lone Tag Champ - Ready to defend the belts!

(Scene opens in the Mean Hotel, in the Mean bar, we see Wilburman all alone having a few cold ones. A sad and unpleasant look wears on his face for obvious reasons. He pours another down, and then we see the Empress arriving on the scene. She walks up to the bar and motions to the bar-tender for her usual drink. It's poured and the two of them sips away.)

W: So he is gone?

EE: Yep... he's gone...

W: What went wrong Carrie? I go to sleep for a few weeks, go on a honeymoon with you, come back to wrestling and the first thing happens is this? I lose my tag partner?

EE: Don't kill yourself over it hon, it's Blackout after all remember?

W: Maybe, but the reason he gave, not being a good enough champ when he was on his own, in some ways, it's my fault...

EE: No... it's not your fault, there was nothing you could have done...

W: Yeah, I guess, but still, it hurts, it hurts to have won the belts in all spectacular fashion and unable to defend it as a team, it hurts...

EE: Yeah I know...

(Wilburman finishes his drink)

W: I am going to clear my head, howabout we have some dinner a bit later on?

EE: Oh oh, I did LOVE that chicken salad Monica did on Tuesday...

W: I think she's working tonight, just pop in the kitchen and let her know we'll be having dinner tonight...

EE: Ok hon, you take care ok?

(They share a light kiss before Wilburman exits the bar... time for some Time Travelling...)

(Time Travel ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Coming soon... Wilburmania.com & Wilburman.com ... watch this space...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DING! On the roof top of the Mean Hotel)

(Scene opens on the roof top of the Mean Hotel, former residence of one JT Blackout, we see the Mean One standing over the ledge of the building, holding a can of Pepsi left by Blackout, and looking over the magnificent view that is the Mean city (anybody know of a cool fictional city name? Answers on a postcard thanks). He then steps back down and makes his way across the other side of the roof top. He takes a sip of the can and stares into the horizon. Not a word. He is in deep thought. Thinking how to approach this rather unique situation. Thinking of the past. Thinking of the present. Thinking of the future. Thinking of the private intensive training he's been putting himself through since he came back from his honeymoon. Thinking of the great sex in the honeymoon. Thinking of what a card shark he married. Thinking of dinner. Hmmmmm... dinner... oh... opps... anyway... Thinking is what the Mean One is doing... Just then, he sits up on the ledge, takes a deep breath, and...)

W: RRRRRRRRRR-PPPPPPPPPPPP!!

(Just then, like in any typical Wilburman RP, the ever hard working JuileAnn Roberts show up, camera crew and all...)

JAR: You called?

W: (Smiles) Just set it up...

(After a few moments, the camera is set, and JuileAnn starts)

JAR: Hi everyone, I am here in the roof top of the Mean Hotel, now, usually, we would see Blackout here, but for reasons which we all know, he is no longer residing here. But with me at this time, is the owner of the Mean Hotel, Blackout's former tag partner, and one half of the current IWA tag champ, Wilburman. So Wilburman, after the decision made by Blackout, your thoughts please...

W: (Raising his head) My thoughts...

(There's a long pause before Wilburman stares into the camera)

W: Well, it's a little like this... JT, I don't know how you think, heck, if I did, I would make the world greatest psychiatrist! But JT, let me say a little something about the MJL... the MJL is not a wrestling stable of sorts, it's much like what some people call "Clique", just simply a group of good friends sticking around, hanging out, hell, if there were 2 more of us, we could quit the fed and go to CBS and have our own TV show, maybe we could call it "Chums"... well, that may never happen, but we'll always be the best of buds... now as for your thinking of you not making a great tag champ, well you can lay some of the blame over this side, but I'll go out on a limp here and just say this... Blackout and the Wilburman WILL ALWAYS BE the greatest tag team to ever win the IWA Tag Championship. We might have been a rookie tag team, but we sure as hell showed we were no pushovers, and we, sure as The Hell Relocation Program, won those belts in all spectacular grand style. It's just a little sad that because of a little coma, a little honeymoon, a little loving got in the way of some title defence...

(Wilburman pauses and takes another drink from the can)

W: Blackout might no longer be the tag champ, but that don't mean I will be returning my belt. I went into a coma partially because of it, and I ain't gonna just throw it back. Now I know that some of the tag teams might be a bit disappointed that you won't be able to face both of us for the belts, but I say you have shown enough respect to me, and to Blackout by not challenging... so here is the deal... I said a few weeks back that the IWA tag belts WILL be defended, and I have every intention on keeping my word... So listen up, this challenge goes to 3 teams, 3 teams that were involved in the tag team tournament where Blackout and I shone through... NEXT Sunday Sacrifice... a 4 Way elimination tag team title defence will be put up by yours truly, and the challenge goes to

The Hitmen, the Insane Asylum and Tower of Power,

you guys were gracious enough to hold back and wait til my return, consider this a thank you for your respects... now, I can hear you ask who will replace our lovable lunatic? Well, I haven't got there yet, but I will find someone, whether they be friend of the Mean One, or enemies of the state, I will find that someone to help me out for the night!! BUT if you think I am gonna be there just to hand you boys the belt, well, you got another guess coming!! I NEVER walk into a ring unprepared and I sure as hell never enter the ring to job, that position has been taken up by Mr Jobb himself... So here's to a great match coming next week... CHEERS!

(Wilburman takes another sip of the can of Pepsi before he focuses back to the camera)

W: Now Chamber, you and I, we sure as hell have a score to settle!! You run your big fat mouth on how you managed to put me in a coma, well Chamber, you're right, you did put me in a coma, but hey, take a good long look at me... I'M BACK!! Sure, you can take me down, but dude, I will ALWAYS get back up!! And this time, I intent to STAY UP!! Now last time I was in a PPV, I went through 4 matches on the same night, and 3 of them back to back too, the result? Well, you gave me a wee vacation and I slept for a few weeks, thanks man... but I think I've had enough sleep to last me for sometime, so I think I'll stay awake this time, there'll be no multimatch card this time round, well, hope not anyway, and sure as hell, there'll be no more RL b*llocks to stop me from kicking your big fat love struck butt!!

(Wilburman looks at JulieAnn, who plays dumb and just looks at her notepad)

W: (smiles) And I think I would also like to take back a little something you took and modified while I was snoozing... namely, the new IWA World Heavyweight belt... so howabout it Chamber, howabout we go at it again? Howabout it? I'm challenging you, Chamber, for a rematch at the PPV...

(Wilburman takes another sip of the Pepsi)

W: (smirk) I'll catch you all later...

(Scene fades to black.)