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2 on 1? I like those odds...

(Scene opens in the Mean Hotel, we see the Wilburman going through his daily training routine. He is now doing a little weights in the gym. The Empress is doing her daily training routine too. Striding the lengths of the pool. Making waves, move them... oh wait... er... oh yeah, Wilburman RP... erm... we go back to Wilburman sweating it out in the gym. He is now doing a little sparring exercise, in preparation for his match this Sunday night. We recognize his sparring partners to be that of the IWA BootCamp program students, Taco and Goldfish. Taco has Wilburman locked in a side headlock, then throws him at Goldfish who hits a belly to back suplex. As Wilburman gets back up, Goldfish hits a DDT and Taco hits legdrops to the back of Wilburman's head. The two BootCamp rookies are sure putting it to the Mean One. Just as Taco goes for a pile-driver, Wilburman reserves it with a back body drop. Goldfish charges at Wilburman but is hit with a roundhouse kick that practically knocked him out. Wilburman goes to help Goldfish up but gets locked in a small package but kicks out anyhow. They share a few laughs and was about to get back to training when the ever hard working JulieAnn Roberts arrives with the IWA camera crew. Knowing that there is no way of getting out of this one without cutting a promo, Wilburman calls for a short break as JulieAnn approaches the ring to chat with him.)

JAR: Hi Will, hope I am not interrupting anything...

W: Of course not, don't be silly... *coughing* bull-yours *coughing*... what can I do for you today?

JAR: Well, the challenge you issued to Big Al and Mirage, the Prez has booked it for this Sunday Sacrifice, I was just wondering if I could get a few words from you... *coughing* I heard that *coughing*...

W: *coughing* sure thing, you just set up the camera and we'll roll *coughing*...

JAR: What?

W: Oh nothing, I was just coughing... (smiles) just set the camera up...

(As the camera crew sets up their equipment inside the ring, Wilburman gets a bottle of water and takes a sip.)

W: So how are you and Chamber?

JAR: (slightly blushing) *Ahem* We are fine, we had breakfast this morning.

W: Nice, so you guys done anything else?

JAR: "Anything Else"?? What exactly do you mean?

W: Well, you know, has he...

JAR: (stopping Wilburman abruptly) NO!! No he hasn't!!

W: What? He hasn't asked you out to the cinema?

JAR: Oh... actually, no, he hasn't...

W: What? Big dumb virgin, me and Cyril will soon see to that he gets you in a cinema!! Oh you just wait til I tell Carri-

(The crew interrupts and tells them everything is set, and they roll the camera. Wilburman pauses for a few moments and just stares motionlessly into the camera. Just then, Wilburman breaks a smile and the promo starts)

W: So the stage is set, Sunday Night Sacrifice, Big Al and Mirage, the West Coast Domination to go against the Mean One. Well the Wilburman says WHOOPIE-DEE!! Big Al, Mirage, the two of you will pay for your actions, your chair swinging actions at Beach Blowout, you will pay for attacking the Mean Champion of Justice, and by golly, you will pay for attacking the Mean Lady!! No one, and I mean NO ONE!! Attacks the Mean Justice League and gets away with it, Chamber is getting away with it, sure, but somewhere down the line, he'll get what's coming to him, he'll step into the ring with the Mean One again, and he'll so simply feel the wrath of the full unbridled fury that is Wilburmania!! But for now, Chamber can get a sneak preview of what's in store for him, he can see first hand just how Mean I can get, cause when I am calm, I am a wrestler, but when I am pissed, I can a killer, and Big Al, Mirage, this Sunday night, I'll Absolutely Positively Gobsmackingly BE your Executioner!!

(Wilburman takes a sip of the bottle of water before re-focusing back to the camera)

W: West Coast Domination, you can all consider your arses served by the Mean Court of Justice!! Big Al, Mirage, it starts with the two of yous, and Chamber, you and I, we still have, at the very least, one more appointment to make, and when that time comes, I'll be ready for you. No matter how good you are, no matter how talented you are, you matter how strong or powerful, no matter how intimidating you are, there will always be someone better, and West Coast Domination, Chamber, I aim to be that someone. Big Al, Mirage, you maybe be talented, but you are facing a new Wilburman, one that is pissed at yous, one that will have yous killed for the wrongs that you have done... heed these words... Justice is blind, and when Justice is served on the two of yous, you better believe that PayBack is mine... Catch yous all later...

(Camera fades out. JulieAnn thanks the Mean One for his time and quickly leaves before she is interrogated further, and goes in search for someone else to interview, as Wilburman goes back to his training.)