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Absolutely Positively Gobsmackingly the Best Card Game Ever!! STRIP POKER!!

(Scene opens on a boat cruise, as mentioned in a previous Wilburmania Time travel, the Mean Couple are on their honeymoon there. The Empress is swimming the lengths of the pool, the Wilburman is at pool side admiring the curves and ripples his wife is making... in the pool... of course... every now and then there would be a few fellow holiday go-ers walking by and asking for the odd photos and autographs, and of course, they would be greeted with a smile and a "Sure thing!" reply. We see a young boy approaching the Mean One with a pen and a magazine, clearly looking for an autograph.)

Young boy: Er, Mr Wilburman? Can I have your autograph please sir?

W: Sure thing kid, what's your name?

Tim: My name is Tim sir.

W: (With a friendly smile) You don't have to call me sir kid, just call me Wilburman, or even Wilbur, ok?

T: Yes Mr Wilbur.

(Wilburman smiles and signs on the magazine as Empress makes her wave, er, way, I meant way, from the water to meet the young wrestling fan)

EE: Hello dear, you a Mean Wilburmanic then?

T: Yes I sure am, ma'am!

EE: Good stuff, so who do you like most in IWA aside from Wilburman?

T: Blackout!!

EE: (Looking a little disappointed) Yea!! He's my favourite wrestler too!

W: Hey! I thought I was your favourite wrestler!

EE: HA!! Get in line mister!

W: Heh, I *jumped* the queue... (they share a quick smile and glance before Wilburman turns to little Tim) Alright kid, here we go then...

T: Wilburman, can I just ask you one question?

W: I think I know what the question is but sure thing, go for it!!

T: When will you come back to and beat Chamber and take back the belt?

W: HHahahahaaa, soon kid, very soon, and I promise you I will bring the belt back ok?

T: THANKS Wilburman!! Bye Mrs Empress!

W: You're welcome! (Turns to Empress) Ahhh, kids...

EE: Yeah, he was so nice and polite...

W: I know what you are thinking...

EE: Oh yeah? Do tell Mr Wilburman...

W: You are a bit upset over Tim's liking of Blackout over you!

EE: HHAAHhahaaaa, please, try again...

W: Heeheehee, ok... hmmmmm, you are thinking of having kids as polite and nice as Tim?

EE: Hmmm, no not really, but now that you mentioned it...

(They share yet another passionate kiss and Empress whispers to Wilburman)

EE: Hey, you remember what you said last Sunday?

W: (Smiles) I was wondering when you were gonna ask me!! I have a deck of cards in our cabin...

EE: Lets go then!!

(They make their way into their cabin.

*** For the younger viewers amongst us, the following scene has been passed by the Wilburmania Censoring committee, and is now certified for viewing/reading of all ages. ***

Scene opens to the fixed view of the floor underneath a table. We can see two pairs of legs in view. And judging from voice and conversation, as well as the RP we are in, we know it's the feet of Wilburman and the Empress. We can see the feet are wearing socks and jeans.)

EE: HA!! 3 Jacks mister!! Take 'em off!!

W: Fine, miss card shark...

(Wilburman's feet moves out of view, we see a pair of socks thrown to the side of the table. With the view still firmly fixed on the floor level, we see Wilburman's now bare feet returning into view...

...moments later...)

EE: HA!! 2 pairs mister!!

W: I see them!!

*SLAP*

EE: Now take them off!!

W: Oh geez, honey, I would be SSOOO willing to, but given the rules of this game, I think my 3 twos kinda tops those pairs of yours...

(There was a moment's silence before we see Empress's feet disappear from view, returning bare feet as well now...

...things are hotting up now, we can see a pile of clothing on the side of the table (socks, jeans, swim suits, bikini etc etc), and a pair of legs... no socks... no jeans... oh boy...)

EE: So what are your plans when we get back to IWA?

W: Well, I am gonna have to do some hard training, that's for sure, I mean, I ain't gonna be exercising on this trip am I?

EE: Well, not the right kinda of exercise no...

W: Heh, so I intend to get some practice match first when I get back, and then defend the tag belts...

EE: Ahh, yes, what are you gonna do about those belts?

W: Well, I was thinking of a 4 way elimination match, and I have 2 teams in mind already, but need one more to fill the last spot...

EE: Me and Kris one of the two involved?

W: Nope, but you can always bribe me...

EE: HA!! 3 Kings buster!!

W: I don't suppose you would believe me if I told you 3 Aces would you?

EE: Show me...

(Another moment's silence and a "We're married" T-shirt can be seen thrown to the growing pile of clothing)

W: So do you want to be the last team for that 4 way match?

EE: Dunno... I'll chat with Kris, maybe yes, maybe no...

W: Well, it's a fair bit of time away yet anyway...

EE: And what about the big man?

W: What about him?

EE: There's nothing I can do to stop you from facing him is there?

W: Pretty much no...

EE: Not even with 4 Kings?

W: You bribing me?

EE: No way!! Get those boxers off mister!!

W: Could I interest you in my glasses?

(Just then the feet starts to run about in the room, the camera still fixed to the view of the floor level, all we can see is the legs running to and fro the camera's view. Giggly noise and laughter can be heard accompanying the running around. Suddenly, a knock on the door)

W: Who is it?

Ship Crew: Er Mr Wilburman, the captain would like to speak with you.

W: What about?

SC: He would like to invite you and your wife to be the guest of honour for this evening's dinner?

W: Tell the captain I will meet him in his cabin in about 15 minutes.

(More giggly noise and then a loud falling noise was heard as a pair of Wilburmania boxer short falls on top of camera and makes it go black)

W: Er better make that 1/2 hour...

(Scene fades to black)