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Have you seen this woman?

(Scene opens at the beach by the Mean Hotel. It's late into the night. The beach is quiet. All one could hear is the calm waves the sea is making... and the cries of a cute adorable baby puppy, lost and alone. The cries of the puppy would, without a shadow of a doubt, make girls everywhere melt into this funny women cuteness thingy feeling. The little St Barnard barks into the sea, as it echoes across the deserted beach, one could tell the sadness embedded in the puppy's bark. Unfortunately, no one was there to hear it. There was no one in the beach playing beach ball. No one was swimming in the nude. Damn. Simply, there was no one at the beach. No one.

Until now.

A lone figure walks into the scene. The figure walks calmly up to the crying puppy and pets its head as if sharing the same sentimental feelings.)

"You lost touch with your loved one too huh?"

(As the dog barks in that baby puppy squermish tone, the lone figure picks up the wee St Barnard, hugging it as though it were his lost mate. The puppy stops the barking momentarily and looks into the stranger's eyes. Those eyes, belonging to the Mean Champion of Justice, those eyes tells a sad sorrow tale. Those eyes, like those of the puppy, have lost touch with his loved one.)

"It's better to scream it out is it?"

(The puppy barks as if in agreement. The Mean One takes a long deep breath and sighs, he stares motionlessly into the sea, and then...)

"CARRIE!! WHERE ARE YOU??!!"
"Ah-Ah-Ah-OOOUUUUULLLLLLLLL..."

(In case you couldn't tell, that was supposed to be the wee St Barnard barking.)

"Well, it didn't help, but I feel a bit better."
"AOU!"
"You hungry?"
"AOU!"
"Yeah, me too, come on, let's go get something to eat!"
"AOU! AOU!"

(Wilburman picks up the St Barnard and carries him back to the hotel. This calls for some unnecessary adverts... oh wait, I meant Time Travel...)

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(The scene opens in the Mean One's apartment in the hotel. The lights are all out except for one standing lamp in the living room. The bed, which would normally be occupied by a beautiful red head at this time, is unturned and unoccupied. We see the Mean One asleep in the leather sofa, the telly switched on to some sport channel, but muted. It appears to be a tribute program to Lou Lazzaro as the all time best Dirt racer. The room is silent as it was moments ago at the beach. We see the puppy staring into the TV set as though it were being hypnotised. The puppy had quite an eventful entry to the hotel a few hours earlier. Everyone wanted to pet the lovable animal. From Mike the Hotel manager, who was actually more concerned about having a dog in the hotel but found the St Barnard irresistibly cute in the end; to the late working chef Gallio, who made a little dinner for the cute puppy; to the bellhop and a holidaying couple who all couldn't stop petting the wee thing.

As the eyes of the puppy draws close, the apartment door opens slowly, making almost next to nothing noise. The figure is barely a shadow as it is so dark, but the figure appears to be that of a female, in fact, it appears to be that of the Mean Lady, but we could not be sure. The figure approaches towards the puppy and pets its head. The puppy responses by sniffing and licking the hand of this lady figure. She then approaches the sleeping Mean One and just stands motionless next to him, as if waiting for him to wake up. Moments later, the figures crouch down next to the Mean One and places a soft kiss on Wilburman's cheeks. Suddenly the phone goes off.)

"CARRIE!!!"

(As Wilburman wipes the cold sweat from his forehead, he opens his eyes to greet the sunshine blaring into his face. He then realises that it was nothing more than a dream. Nothing. There was nothing. There was no one in the room except for Wilburman and the puppy. There was no Empress, no Mean Lady. It was all a dream. A cruel one, but a dream none the less. The phone is still ringing and Wilburman answers it.)

W: "Hello?"

Mike (the manager) "Afternoon Will, there's a couple of guys from the IWA with cameras and stuff here to see you, where do you want them?

W: "God they are early..."

M: "Early? Will it's 1pm..."

W: "Oh... well, send them over to the bar, I'll join up with them in about 1/2 an hour."

M: "Okdokie"

W: "Oh Mike, could you get Galio to fix a little lunch for my new dog?"

M: "Fix a little lunch? Will, the first thing Galio did when he came in this morning was feed him!! He's now even walking him!! They are both at the beach just now, Galio is taking his lunch break there. They'll be back soon... I tell ya, that's one cute puppy you've brought back...

W: "I know..."

(They hang up and Wilburman goes to wash himself. After soaking his face with a warm towel, he goes back to the phone to make a few more calls...)

W: "Hi JT, how's Las Vagas? You lost your virginity yet? Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh...listen, shut up for a sec, has Carrie been round to meet up with you and Kris? Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... OI!! Are you gonna answer me? Oh... ok, well, I'll call you later then, good to hear you bro..."

W: "Hi Degs, I was just wondering has Carrie been to the Club lately? No? Oh, well, thanks anyway..."

W: "Hello? Aunt Anna? Oh, wrong number? Sorry ma'am..."

(Time flies when the mood is of a frustrating one. It's almost 1:30pm. Wilburman realises the IWA crew are waiting for him and decides to make the calls afterwards. He makes his way to the bar and meets up with Tom Prince.)

W: "Hi Tom"

TP: "Hi Will, we're ready to shoot when you are."

W: "Well shoot!"

(The camera crew signals to the two that the camera is on and Tom starts the interview off)

TP: "Well Wilburman, first thing is first, where is Emerald Empress?"

W: "I wish I knew Tom, I have spoken to the Prez and not even she knows where the Empress is, maybe she is on one of them single vacation thingy, I mean, running the Mean Hotel is no easy task, and to have to wrestle on a regular basis as well, that is stressful stuff. Hopefully, she will be back before you know it!"

TP: "It's unlike the Empress that we know of to just disappear like that..."

W: "It's totally out of character, but hopefully, we will see the light at the end of the tunnel soon."

TP: "So you have no clue where she is?"

W: "Nope."

TP: "Do you have any message for her?"

W: "Carrie, I miss you..."

TP: "Simple but strong words. Do you think that her lost of the IC belt has anything to do with it?"

W: "Possibly, but highly unlikely. We spoke after that event, she wasn't too upset over it, if anything, I was more upset than she was, but we talked things out and that was dusted and settled."

TP: "Speaking of matches, you had a successful handicap match over the weekend against the West Coast Domination, and next week, at Sacrifice, Chamber has challenged you, along with Billy Dreamer and Night Stalker, as well as your good friend and tag partner Mad Cyril, to a 4 corners match to determine the number one contender to his belt, what are your thoughts to that?"

W: "Well, it was my intention to step away from the main events for just a while, I mean, you all saw the poor showing at Beach Blowout, and after all, that was my second match back since my recovery from the coma, and perhaps I was just a tad ambitious to make such a big come back, but now..."

(Wilburman pauses and takes a sip of his cup of coffee)

W: "Another opportunity arises in the form of this 4 way dance, well, I may join up, or I may vacate the spot, I just don't know just now. There's something else much more important before me, something which surpasses wrestling and everything else in life, and that is the return of the Mean Lady. I may go into the 4 way dance to take my anger out at someone, or I may vacate the spot and just simply take time off. I just don't know yet."

TP: "Well, you've had a couple more matches since then, as well as more training, I am sure you are in a much better condition that you were a few weeks back."

W: "I have been training very hard over the vacation period, but perhaps I trained a bit too much and didn't take enough time off to spend some time with the Mean Lady, but like I said earlier, hopefully, this will all be sorted out soon."

TP: "Well, the 4 corners match up is set for next week, when will we hear a full response from you?"

W: "When is the next house show?"

TP: "I believe it to be Tuesday evening at the Civic Centre."

W: "Well, spread the word, I'll be there then."

(Just then baby puppy barks could be heard as we see the cute baby St Barnard running up to the Mean One, with chef Galio shortly behind. They all smile. But what the cameras don't pick up is that Wilburman's smile is that of... a fake smile.

Scene fades out.)